Recent reviews by Sgt. Peperoni

This game man.
This game has some great tech; I dont care if people blow up my inbox with messages everytime I launch it, this game is utterly amazing.
This is the most competitive and somehow comfy game I have ever played.
Get the four pack, play it with friends, and it'll change your life.

Once you hit that six hour mark man, you'll be defying gravity and reaching into the sky to touch the very face of God himself. Words cant do this game true justice, just...
Space.
Gravity.
Instant classic, no joke. #NoScam

THE CS:GO KILLER, 11/10 BEST TEAM SHOOTER

nah
7/10 good game doe
despite what YouTube would have had you think when the closed beta was going around, this game isn't going to be killing counterstrike global offensive. I don't have any dilussions that this game will even bump Team Fortress 2 down all that much. But I found this game really fun.

The different game modes don't quite constitute a Devil's Third level multiplayer suite, but they're all relatively different and they make the gameplay feel varied enough to be fun. Not to mention, the community is only about half-toxic at the time of writing this (thats a solid 40% less than your average online FPS). The characters and their equipment loadout cards have a great array of differences between them and a lot of things you can workshop and tweek to work best for you.

Let's talk about free-to-play games for a second; here in the west, they're often balanced towards making a semi-fun gameloop a lot more fun at first. Then, when it starts being more of a grind, they make you an offer to pay Game FunBux to game the best time. A lot of free to play MOBAs implement this in a good way, where you pay for aesthetics or whatnot, but theres no paywall to execeution or just playing the game. A character rotation exposes three or four characters that are locked out to everyone and then there is usually a free characters of two. Free to play mechanics are suboptimal, and it can be a bit of a slog to get the game money rather than spending real dosh or somebux,but if you enjoy the game then i think its fine. The drops are well placed, you get a decent amount of chalenges every few hours to earn more, and again, there is a ton of variety and different play styles going on here.

I dig it. It feels like mirrors's edge or battlefield made a babby on team fortress 2.

So the game is dead.

It has essentially become a parody of itself, and a lot of the things that have happened to the games climate recently. The microtransaction crap has been hashed and rehashed, and despite owning Chivalry, Hotline Miami, and even fuching Irony Simulator, I didnt get any of their associated dlc. This is scummy and the fact that its just Le Epic Meme simulator was enough to make me physically cringe and sigh.

That said, the heist itself is really well designed, and its fun. Its the first new heist I have actualy cared to play in a while; its not a vbig opulent vanity piece like golden grin or the alesso heist, and i think its really well designed. The goats factor into basically the masks and a bag skin. Listen for bleets, find a way to the goatébag stuffed with cocaine. The masks are pretty meh, the secondary shotgun is alright i guess, but the heist itself is well worth it (on sale, eventually).

I still wish this was not a thing and i dont feel too great about Payday 2 itself, but this is a fun heist (even if it seems to be aimed at 11-year olds and YouTube).

well this game blew the fuch up

RECONSIDER?
I DONT-
fuch it

i dont really need to tell you about undertale in the year 1911+17-2
but
if you dont know or you're unsure if you want to buy it
its a fun little game

not all that much like an rpg really, more like a yumme nikki style adventure game like the first LISA or Greyfox (or yumme nikki), and the combat is more like an arcade shmup than combat, so i found it engaging. ithought this was a kid's game at first, and while it isnt geared towards children i feel like it's a very solid "all audiences" sell (maybe 8+ because some spoops but *shurgs*)

despite being a huge meme in and of itself and being venerated by tumblr and all that, in all seriousness its a good game. i wouldnt go as far as to call it an instant classic like some people, but the soundtrack is GOAT (one of the greatest of all time, rather) and its a fun playthrough. if at all possible, go in unspoiled (probably unlikely, but even if you are, still play the game, i thought i had seen/heard everything from internet Video Game People.

7.5/10, play the game, if you're going to buy it, buy the soundtrack. Its like LISA: The Painful, but for the whole family, and with the combat stripped for other weird mechanics that are still fun)

man i really wish i knew what was going on in this game
even the kanji is decimated and turned into garbage text because windows ten
but
it looks like fire emblem meets heroes of might and magic 3
it has a bunch of tech that is lost in translation i guess

EDIT: its probably fine

This is the best Resident Evil/Biohazard game since ResE4 bruh, for realsies.

It's really solid and has a lot more survival horror aspects than the previous games (you can even see that they seem to be drawing some of the better aspects of The Last of Us in). Didn't expect this to be so good. The extra episodes are rather meh, but overall this is one of the top Resident Evil/Biohazard games for me. Waaayyy better than a sequel to a Nintendo 3DS game has any right to be.

The shooting feels really satisfying whether you're playing with a controller or a keyboard/mouse. You can play the campaign as either of the twp characters (Claire/Moira or Barry/Natalia) and the characters all have their own different feel, rather than say, one partner has a bow after new game plus and the other gets a gatling gun.

The records and rewards are really fun to do and the game is just really freaking dense with content. Not to mention raid mode - I am certain I've sunk over 100 hours into the raid mode alone, and I'm nowhere close to having every medalion (plus there are daily challenges every day and event missions via resident evil dot net).

And you get to play as Claire again ffs. Its been literally forever.

9/10, would recommend; gives me hope for ResE7.

I know lately there has been a huge amount of "ironic simulator" indie games, and I see a lot of it coming out of Greenlight too. They're usually some YouTube bait le epic maymay one note joke sh-t, and its not good.

This isnt one of those games, in my opinion.
I really enjoy this game; it looks and sounds and plays like something I would play on and NES (even with an impossibly high number of colours) in a very good way. Theres a lot more depth to the game than what is immediately obvious. There are a bunch of secrets that I really enjoyed, a few arcade games within the game that were also solid, some minigames and a Nintendo Hard warehouse robbery thats randomized.
And the soundtrack is a good one too.

I would give this game a solid 8/10 and a recommendation. Especially for the price, it's a great buy; I found the game really fun and charming, and still find myself playing it from time to time.

Don't know what to say that hasn't been said louder already; If you don't like metal gear play, play it if you do.
9 or 9.5 on 10 gameplay, everything else is whatevah.
Just;
Just play it; the money they put into this game is just oozing out with delicious sugary Video Game.

UPDATE:
Metal Gear Online, pretty much exactly what you expect. There sure is a lot of microtransaction stuff being added and they keep patching things out of the game, but...
its really good
theres a burnout at around 80 to 100 hours but whatevah

I really enjoyed this game. There's a charming jenk to it that makes it fun to plink away at and see how it escalates - yes of course there are elephants you can RPG and mafiosos, why wouldn't Dinosaur Hunt: Africa Contract have those things? Certainly good enough that you can play through the game until you get the trading cards, I would say.

6.5/10, certainly worth sixty cents on sale. Buy it for your friend and make him wonder what they're playing. Sh*ts rad.

This game is weird as all hell. Three player co-op tower defence where you fight back regret, bullying and other negativity? Dang if it isn't one of those one of a kind games. Play it with some friends for the sheer WTF of it all, it's a laugh riot.

It's also surprisingly solid and plays super well. The towers are kind of limited, and there aren't many options, but it's good for a couple hours. In a sea of tower defence games on Steam and flash tower defence games, this one stands out with a cool gimmick. 6.5/10 and a thumbs up