Recent reviews by Sgt. Peperoni

i freakin' love this game, but there is no way i can rcommend it. The DLC (read, at least half the game's features) would cost several times the price of the game (pre F2K) and its just so GD obtuse that even after the tutorial you'll spend several dozens hours going "oh dang, i wish i learned that before starting this 14 hour game, now its just going to fall apart like a house of cards and game over".

very punishing, not very rewarding, but i'm going to keep playing damn it

heck yeah, the Pagan Fury tracks are honestly the best in the game. If you can get it for free from the website, or you're cleaning up the rest of the DLC during a sale, definitely worth it. Almost five bucks Canadian for four tracks is pretty steep in fairness, but the Pagan Fury tracks are the only ones I ever notice/remember.

And you can extract them and get those delicious uncompressed .wav files!

My personal favourite idle game. Lets you take apart, assemble, field strip and test a ridiculous number of guns from derringers to the Pancor Jackhammer - plus skeletons, military materiel and a motorcycle.

Kind of a slog to unlock guns without money but its not too bad; the firing range sections are kind of awkward as well, but on a whole this game is pretty rad and I recommend it to everyone.

I followed this game's progress through Kickstarter (didn't back it, got there too late) because i thought this was a pretty funny idea and Go! Go! Nippon needs to be roasted.

I didn't expect the game to be a good functional VN though; the background art is pretty good and the characters are decent modern anime style. The music is pretty good and while the writing can be on the nose sometimes its still a really charming good.

Plus free H patch on their website for full effect, so you can lewd once you're done learning about North Korea. History seems legit, its a pretty in depth evisceration of Go! Go! Nippon and the meme game strong. Strongly Recommend.

Premiere Pro is expensive and not on Steam. This is a pretty good facsimilie of Premiere Pro (though you can't edit .flv files), especially for the price. I use this and audacity to do most of my editting, and it works well as long as you don't start editing videos that are like 10 Gb.

I would wait for it to go on sale for like $20; solid non-linear video editor, really accessible and basically the Pepsi© to Adobe's Coke©

update: oh yeah it's pretty alright for making music if you're afraid of/your computer is too potato for getting a DAW

Well, Bayo is finally on PC, and we finally have a 144fps compatible version.

b a s e d P l a t i n u m

nah but for real, this was obviously meant as both a fun, dumb little April Fool's thing and a teaser for something (the acheivements coming together to make a promotional image with the link http://www.sega.com/14111219 on it really lend some creedence to this) which i assume is Bayo coming to PC. I wouldn't get excited for Bayo 2 because Nintendo funded that, BUT STILL

The actual game itself isn't bad; its a stationary sort of quasi horizontal sh'mup. There isn't really much substance to it, but its still fun to play and a good way to kill a couple minutes while you're waiting for food to cook or something.
6.5/10, hope to update this reveiw with Bayonetta hype.

Update:
YEEE BOOOOII
it culminated in bayo on pc, is what i'm memeing about

Oh hey, free Street Fighter?
Nah, but pretty close. While the Beta is running, you can play with all characters and stages for free, but only in casual/ranked online matches. I can understand that; this is explicity a beta for the new Capcom Fighting Network netcode so I can't really be too butthurt that I'm not getting SFV for free.

HOWEVER
This is a great chance to try out characters you don't have, and the rank/fight money doesn't matter so you can screw around a little bit.
It IS kinda weird that you can't go into training mode, but whatever.
If you've been sleeping on the new Street Fighter, here's a chance to get a taste without dropping some cash - at the risk of getting bodied by people online (but whatever, git gud ;) ).

Yup, that's Fallout Shelter; now on Steam with a tasty framerate without the hastle of sketchy Android emulation.
Probably the best free-to-play idle game on mobile, a much better use of your time than AdCap. I probably have more time logged in Fallout Shelter between platforms than I do in Fallout 4.


I'm glad i no longer have to feel my phone physically heating up from playing this game. Give it a shot, its free and the free-to-okay hooks aren't as sharp as they are in some games of the same ilk.

This is one of those games where I find myself squirming and jerking around in my chair like an autist. The feeling of movement is so fluid in this game that i can actually feel my heartbeat kick up because my body thinks I'm an infinite runner. The aesthetic is on-point, the music is fraking fantastic and the control (yep, control in the singular; with only 1 button required, get out them Divekick controllers boys) feels really good. This is a really good "i have 15 minutes before i have to leave" game, one of those low commitment games like binding of isaac where you can just do a couple runs.

I don't know that I would pick it up at list price, but on sale I would say definitely check it out. Defnitely recommend, basically first person Rez on the Vectrex with one button.

When I first saw this game I had an immediate cringe reaction of "Oh God, look at this obvious TwitchBait/YouTuberBait trash"; certainly did not expect anything resembling an actual video game.

The gameplay is reminiscent of older platformers from the Atari 5200/NES era of vidya - there are platformer-esque sections, an adventure game segment (complete with LucasArts logic - remember the goat puzzle?) and all the minigames are A1. I had a lot of fun playing the actual game and unlocking the extras - even the meme-y humour was pretty great most of the time (iit was a good facsimile of the dad-jokes you would hear at any given family outting).

Never expected this to be anything more than GreenLight schlock abandonware but this game is a gem, dood. If you're ging to buy any BLANK Simulator: 20currentyear, pick this one up - its an actual video game and its pretty fun.
Plus, it is a joy when you have a steam friend message you asking wtf you're playing.