Recent reviews by Sgt. Peperoni

dude its literally new vegas

Would definitely recommend to anyone with a nostalgia for or even a passing interest in "Yu-Gi-Oh!". You get a butt-load of gems at the start (ahaha, don't you always?) and through the solo content that you can use to build a few different, fully realised decks from the jump. Only real complaint is that the gems average out to one gem - one cent my currency, but I've not felt the need to buy gems at all because of how many cards/gems i was just given by the game.

Come on and get in here - i've literally not one time waited more than 2 seconds for a competitive match online, and if my potato-clock of a computer can run it, i'm sure you'll be fine. #NotAnAd i just really like the game

logistics, the game

brain-melting; you ever want to do a dunk through time and space? welcome to portal 1.5

oof

the best turn-based fighting game i've ever played. no, really.

blue:wave: trimming armour - trade me

its like CK2 but it has 1/2 the content (soon to be re-added as DLC) and the menus are laid out annoyingly.

Best game, i swear someday my grandkids are gonna be playing on the minisiege server.
RULE BRITANNIA!

This game is super rad - about an hour of puzzles with awesome music and really good art with a cute/charming style. Absolutely loved the game, although there's about another hour for the last level lol no spoilers.

Can't help but think VanRipper meant "crepes' every time he said pancakes though

DO NOT GIVE THEM MONEY FOR THIS GAME OR ANY OTHERS. FULL STOP. DON'T. IF THERE EVER WAS A GAME MADE WITH LITERAL SPITE FOR THE PLAYERS IN MIND IT WAS THIS. THERE IS NO REASON FOR THE RIDICULOUS BS THAT HAPPENS IN THIS GAME FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN RNGESUS DON'T LIKE YOU.
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honestly, like a lot of paradox games, i enjoy it at times but dear god. I have never played such an annoying game; it isn't bad by any means but its a near constant effort to keep as many plates spinning as you can. I'm obviously pretty salty, but I can't recommend a game where its so easy to get wrecked for a mistake you didn't realise you made three hours ago in a fourteen hour campaign.

EDIT: oh yeah and their DLC practices are super gross; can't wait for them to try and sell it to me again in a few years when EU5 comes out without half of the content

Legionary's Life is a hyper focused look at a specific point in Ancient Rome (some nice High Republic era stuff); a hyper-brutal RPG where you are NOT a hero (you're just Some Legionary, bro) with all the best parts of a tabletop game without having to roll dice or talk to people. Although it does get kind of annoying at times, but a lot of that is in my head rather (it uses Unity's randomness algorithm, which is actually pretty random, but human nature means I'm going to remember the time i missed 3 70% shots in a row and not the 4 30% attacks that landed).

It really is a great RPG that's kind of rogue-like; your top 20 highest scoring runs contribute to giving you bonus points for upgrading stats buying starting gear. SPQR baby