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try being good
what the fuck am i doing wrong
>protectorate expat
>just saw Earth blow up
>cold and alone on my ship with my pet, my rifle, and my copy of Cars 2
>beam down to first planet as my ship's AI suggested
>see some raiders as soon as I land
>line up the shot
>shoot
>hit
>the raiders are laughing
>one of them yells
"THIS PROTECTOR IS SHOOTIN' BEANS!"
>beam back to my ship in embarassment
>at least I can watch Cars 2 while I cry
The more you eat, the more you toot shoot.
it is not every day that you experience
tHE ROLLING OF T H E B E A N S
Guess it's the rolling of the beans.
Not a Assault Rifle...
Who would Brake a Expensive Assualt Rifle with beans? Well
Jam it
Yes
Why?!
Cuz Beans
because What!