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bean assault rifle

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dude. beans.

bean assault rifle. shoots beans.
craft it with an iron assault rifle and nothing else with your hands

join the discord if you like beans. everyone likes beans.[discord.gg]

god i love beans

Mmmm....beans. How delicious, delectable, and delightful. Every night I cherish the 3 hour before bedtime I spend sucking each bean one by one through my bendy straw, trying my hardest to propel the beans down my throat in one swift slurp. The way the beans travel through the twisting straw remind me of Willy Wonka’s factory, and how it makes me wonder. Can you imagine? Imagine if Willy had a bean factory... constantly in motion, constantly producing those sweet beans, packing them into cans where they marinate in the finest of bean nectar. If only things were that way, how happier the Oompa Loompas would be to constantly be surrounded by the erotic bean aroma. Unfortunately, Willy Wonka isn’t real, and neither is that dreamy bean factory. Sometimes I can’t sleep because of that. I wake up and realize “there’s no bean factory” and I cry for the remainder of the night. I hate those dreaded nights, and I keep a can of beans at my bedside to pray to when the times get dark. It’s difficult, you know? Living in a family of those who can’t respect beans on the same level as you... which is why I devised my ode to beans, consisting of 26 arguments for the divinity of beans. They are recited as follows:

Beans cannot die. Even the digestive system deals virtually no damage to them.

Holy water is just bean water that never had beans in it.

If you throw a bean up in the air, it always comes back down to you because it loves you so much.

The origin of the word “bean” comes from the point in history when they were discovered by an Italian explorer, who exclaimed “look a him-a-bein so good!”

The concept of the “return address” in the mailing system was not intended for returning mail. Rather, it required to use a return address so that if a person receives beans from an anonymous sender, they can at least send back a thank you note.

The first prototype of a gun used beans as ammunition, but the beans possessed such a sacred conscience that they would stop midair, refusing to kill soldiers on the enemy line.

Studies show that 98% of those who starved to death had not eaten beans in the past week.

The effort of beans to end racism was the largest effort ever made concerning race. However, the effort was ineffective, due to the beans’ inability to speak.

Can you prove God is real? No. Can you prove beans are real? Yes.

The lack of bean flavored products is due to the divine flavor that cannot be manufactured.

If someone is allergic to beans, do not trust them. Run away. Fast.

Millennials use the slang word “beaned” to describe someone who has been gotten. Specifically, someone who has been gotten so bad that they can only turn to beans as their solace.

Bean-head, the greatest compliment of the English language, is misunderstood by heretics as an insult.

Sometimes I put a smiley face on a can of beans and leave it on my pillow so my parents think I’m sleeping when I’m actually eating beans.

To become a saint under the bean church, you must use beans in place of tears, and shed beans at the sight of harrowing mistreatment of beans.

Beans are the only beings to be simultaneously lawful, neutral, and chaotic. Beans are everything.

For every bean you put in your mouth there is one more bean in your mouth than there was before you put the bean in your mouth.

Mmm..... beans.

Beans will never betray you. Unless you ask the beans to betray you, and then you can organize a plan with the beans so that they can do what you want without accidentally making you sad.

Beans are soul essence. Beans are the 4th subatomic particle, and beans are constantly in their own state of matter. Beans are the holy material on which we will build our future society, and no figure from any religious group has dared to deny this fact.

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Pugmaster 12 16 Aug, 2022 @ 10:48am

yes

patman [author] 1 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40pm

crazy how the old bad mod is old and bad

Broken Circle 1 Jun, 2022 @ 9:51pm

After testing it out it is a little bit overpowered and moreso than that I wish that it would spawn randomly in a chest rather than being craftable with bare hands.

patman [author] 1 Jun, 2022 @ 2:49pm

hand

Broken Circle 1 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Where do I craft this?