Recent reviews by nick

black dude spoke japanese 10/10 game

ending made me question if i was high or not

100/10 goty

game is fun, frames run better, and graphics look decent. people overreacting way too much about text chat since that was spammed with money websites so much

TL;DR: HELLDIVERS 2 ain’t for no lames. You gotta bring your A-game, roll with a crew that’s solid, and stay strapped for the madness. This one’s for the real ones who know how to squad up and handle biz. Don’t sleep—this game’s got the block hot.

Ayo, lemme put y’all on game real quick: HELLDIVERS 2 is that fuego, no cap. This joint got the squad vibin’ hard, pullin’ up deep to save the galaxy from all kinds of wild ops. If you ain’t about that team hustle, don’t even bother, ‘cause this ain’t no solo-dolo grind.

First off, the drip in this game? Immaculate. From the tech armor to the straps, everything screams "bout that life." You pull up in that drop pod like you just touched down on enemy turf, ready to light it up. It’s all about flexin’ on these bugs, cyborgs, and other freaky ops with precision. Ain’t no free-for-all mess—if you and your homies ain’t movin’ like a unit, it’s wraps for y’all.

Combat? Straight pressure. You gotta stay ten toes down, ‘cause friendly fire is real. Your boy mess around with the wrong angle, and now the whole block is hot. Reloading? It’s manual, so don’t get caught lackin’. And when you call in those supply drops? Sheesh. Watching the hardware rain from the sky is straight-up savage. But don’t stand under it unless you wanna get turned into street art.

The missions are straight gas, too. You’re out here takin’ over planets, shutting down enemy ops, and planting your flag like a true OG. It’s all about the grind, earning that paper (or whatever space currency they’re slangin’), and making your squad the most notorious in the galaxy.

Graphics? Clean like a new pair of Forces. The alien landscapes pop, the explosions hit different, and the lighting? Chef’s kiss. The audio’s lit, too—every boom, reload, and scream of alien ops had me hyped like I was in the trenches for real.

reminds me of how sad working in a supermarket really is. 10/10

spent countless hours hearing people crash out in voice chat because they aren't getting heals. 10/10 would recommend

idk what they did but last time i played but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i can't play for two minutes without seeing a smoke come up and killing my fps

10/10 but i want my skibidi toilet tag back

just no