Recent reviews by Choir of VVolves

Thanks for reminding me I'm a human being with feelings and #%$&.

IT'S NOT DARK SOULS 1
IT'S NOT DEMON SOULS
0/10 DIFFICULTY
0/10 WOULD NOT BUY

The most embarrassing thing I own.

And I still have a record collection.

With the exception of the last boss looking like a Michael Jackson clone, it's pretty stellar.

Simply put, calling this a metroid clone only does it half justice.

I would call it a masterpiece if it wasn't for one song in the soundtrack, and you'll know it when you hit it.

They gave it to Caitlin Jenner and she grunted "Call me Bruce"

AMERICA/10

This review has a 95% chance of being positive.

EDIT: LOL BETHESDA CREDITS choose option C and never buying their ♥♥♥♥ again

Long story short, you run into an NPC and start dialogue:

Conversation Choice A: "Fans of the series will be hurt by some decisions that make it less an RPG, but it still makes for an okay episode in the series marred by abysmal DLC."

Conversation Choice B: "If you were expecting an RPG with meaningful decisions and choices, you might wanna take your ass back to New Vegas."

Conversation Choice C: "♥♥♥♥ U BETHESDA GET A NEW ENGINE"

Conversation Choice D: "Sucks I can't run it on my GT 330 @ 1440"

You chose "A". Your character says: Cool and the conversation ends.

Those who are about to die, make sure that you will learn
Trumpets sing and children cry when fires of Mars will burn
Christs may come and Christs may go, but Caesar is forever
Come, my son, and you shall know: Tonight we hunt together!

This review has an 85% chance of being positive.

EDIT: For those of you that "didn't get it" that's how you're going to feel about "statistics" in the game. 35% chance this went over your head.