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Ye, its pretty good. Plays a little bit like a survival horror game, slow movements, stressful reloads, low ammo pools, tight corridors.

They did! They made COD Zombies! It really really good. Lots of quests and easter eggs.
The only thing that made me a bit upset was no text or voice chat with online randoms.

This review has been signal boosted on the 20th of May 2024:
https://youtu.be/ABsT6ulLjuk?si=1PxLsoaDz4-5KbTa&t=1123

MAJOR EDIT: iv just learnt that this is actually an NFT/Crypto video game. I feel disgusted having bought this, even if I did get a refund.


Original, 18th of April 2024:

I wanted a CTR style game. This is low quality mobile garbage with microtransactions. Its really soulless.

EDIT: Response to the dev:

RE: monetization - Ok, its cosmetic. Its still got microtransactions.

RE: Graphics. The game has good technical graphics. the actual visual design is loud and all over the place, it hurt my eyes. Lots of tiny characters and items with overly vibrant colours, visual noise.

RE: CTR. Yes I know you use a similar drift boost, thats why I bought the game. It feels like total ♥♥♥♥ though. The driving and boosting feel real floaty and sloppy. My car does not feel grounded, it feels like im flying and theres a ground texture beneath me.

If you want to disprove me about any of this because im ""very misinformed "" Youll have to show me gameplay that contradicts the time I spent with the game. I did actually buy and play it.

Its COD: Zombies.
Thats what it is.
I fully understand the want for a community driven COD: Zombies in a post BO3 world where 3arch very simply dont make round based zombies anymore.
This? This game is rough dude. Its got the bones for a good game but it needs some polish, some more content but most importantly, it needs community creation tools for custom maps and weapons and perks.
The game is currently just far too easy, and the hard mode is just numbers being tweaked.
The game is Early Access but the devs have written they plan to go full release in 6 months. The ♥♥♥♥ ? No, this game will not be where it should be in 6 months.
I am not going to refund the game, I want the game to succeed and I will check in again, in 5 months, when the games meant to be finished.

I dont think there is anything I can say that has not already been said.
This is the perfect remake. Other game remakes, should use this remake, to learn how to make a remake.
Also, SystemShock 1 really did need the remake, the original has not aged well for modern gamers.

I absolutely adore Titanfall 2.
But while that is the case, a reccomendation is not what this game deserves.
The online multiplayer has some cheaters, the game no longer gets updates, there is no hope for a 3rd game, the player base numbers are sadly a tad low so here in Australia you won't always find a match during peak hours.

But the biggest thing?
The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EA App / Origin / intentional malware.
I would give my left ballsack to never have to deal with that horrendous "" app"" ever again. ♥♥♥♥ me its proper awful.

Game 10/10
Current state of the game + EA App 1/10

I am such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gamer dude ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I can smash blocks mid air directly into the place I need them to be to combine a combo and smash my enemy with a 14 stack.
Also this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard.

Pick it up on discount, its a good little intense game with many community made levels.

Having played a bit of this, then a good chunk of the sequel demo and now coming back to this to try and finish it before number 2 comes out, I gotta say, im impressed. Most "Simulator" games are a joke and for sure this one is too but its actually also a game. Theirs real progression, a good amount of gameplay loops that link into each other and fun and creative ways to play the game.
Pick it up on a discount.

'Oh this game looks so easy, I could do that...'

I will now proceed to give a review of the Australia's own high-security psychiatric hospital.

Firstly, all the staff there take good care of those of us who have been admitted. We get to do regular daily activities, we have 3 meals a day (All cooked on site, full courses) and we do get to spend time with other patients should we be having a good day. My room itself is fairly plain; 4 walls, 1 window, a bed, a sink with 2 taps; and recently I've even been allowed a few photos on my wall and a carpet!

A normal day consists of going to the mess hall for breakfast at 8am sharp. Well that's the case for my group, anyway, as not everyone is allowed to eat at the exact same time. The doctors say it's because it could be unsafe having that many patients in a room together. After breakfast we have classes for certain activities. My favourite is art because it allows me to express both my personalities, and expel my rage without causing damage to another human. I like to draw pictures with eggs and numbers, because I see them in my dreams. My group has lunch at 1.30pm. After we have lunch we are taken to the medical wing where we undergo evaluation physically and mentally to assess our progress. Sometimes, depending on how we've done, we have to go for more rigorous tests, otherwise we just move onto the next part of our day. After our evaluations we're allowed to go out into the yard in small groups to have some fresh air. We can play sports with the assigned trainer for that day, or just relax in the sun. When we've finished in the yard it's time for dinner, at 6pm. We tend to have dinner in bigger groups because there are more staff to help out at that time. Anyway, after dinner we do group reading, in which we have to talk about the books. My group leader says it's to help with communication with others. It's nice, I really like it. Finally, at 8 o'clock pm, we're allowed to pick a book and take it back to our room so we can read if we wish to at night. It helps a lot of the patients keep calm when the lights go out.

Treatment here is really nice, although sometimes if we start to show increasing signs of instability or anger, the doctors and nurses can and will use a straight jacket or sedation depending on the situation at hand. I haven't had this happen to me a lot, only when I have the bad dreams of the Egg.

Occasionally my family come to visit, to see how I am. I like seeing my family, although I miss my brother. My last memory of him was sitting at my computer playing a video game, I think it had the word 'Egg' in the title, but I can't really remember. It's all blurry. My family normally come once a month and sometimes they just seem upset to see me, but my personal nurse assures me that it's just me worrying too much.

I really like it here, although I can't remember much from the real world anymore. My nurse says that I will have to stay here for possibly another decade, but I'm okay with that because everything in here seems normal to me now. All I can really remember from my old life is playing video games, but ever since I got admitted I suddenly didn't miss playing them. I'm not sure if there's a connection there. I don't think so.

Overall that is my life in a nut-shell now. It's not a glamorous life, but it's quaint and quiet and it's my life, what it is and what it is going to be for the next decade or so.