Recent reviews by BigBean

AMAZING GAME REFUNDED COS MULTIPLAYER WAS DEAD, SOMEONE GIFT IT TOO ME PLEASE THX!

[Update] Someone gifted it too me thx

This role-playing game is insane you can draw ♥♥♥♥♥ and play against pathetic ipad kids you actually cant loose ahahhahah pay to win x without the pay part x trash

"Content warning" That is a very correct name for this game you will find out why shortly.

The second you boot up the game your ears will be deteriorated by a large amount of pop music by ed sheeran. After your ears have been successfully amputated you will then have the erotic experience of joining the lobby with your Uncle Fred.

This is mostly enjoyable as the lobby has no foreseeable problems, alas the second you "dive" into the black abyss darker than your dogs ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you will open the door of your only safe space and realise you cant see anything. This is shortly followed by an attack from a sex offender snail.

As your Uncle Fred watches and records you being abused by a snail. You will realise that this was the "Content Warning"

You bring the sex tape home and upload it to spooktube, This gives you money which you can spend on flash-bangs.

The game is what it says and is very sexual, My cat now has dyslexia and arachnophobia

Highly recommended very scary

Best nfs game on steam

I doubt ill ever be more angry at a game than this. it is the worst ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game ive ever played. never have i ever had to hold myself back from jumping off a bridge more than this game. I happily uninstalled this sack of ♥♥♥♥♥ as i hate this game and i hate ubisoft, from the significant amount of brain-dead teammates to worse matchmaking than pvz garden warfare. every minute of this game you play sucks. you will never go "wow ive had fun playing siege today", IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!

save your time and save your sanity!

Amazing

Overwatch 2 more like Overwank 2, This game is basically a looter-shooter where you can play as Bill Gates and other celebrities.
It feels like they made all of the characters out of play dough then let them deteriorate in the sun. It wasn't very fun fighting Tim Sweeney in the battle royale mode as his abilities consist of slurs and inappropriate stickers, The game is very inappropriate and has a large amount of lesbophobic characters.
There is no voice chat unless you have unlocked all 41 characters. The problem is the characters aren't free so you need to sell your cat and your liver to afford them all.
After you have bought all the characters you will then be banned for "voice abuse" and you cannot refund the game.
This might possibly be the worst game on steam just above assassins creed unity

biggest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ waste of time i wasted downloading this piece of ♥♥♥♥

Played this on the Ps4 when it released, Amazing, But looks 100x BETTER ON PC!

If only a job in real life where this fun