Recent reviews by BigBean

Overcooked is Overrated

Never played a half life game before but those ♥♥♥♥♥♥ creepy ass tiny ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scare the ♥♥♥♥ out of me. Would highly recommend!

SCP escape together... apart from the fact that you cant escape. Should be renamed to: SCP Die Together

Penguin heist, it should be called penguin hell.
I cant believe they allowed such a monstrosity to exist on steam, This game will suck the life out of your soul. I don't think I've ever wanted to kill myself more than on this game. Its like having your teeth being pulled out with a pair of pliers then being forced to eat your teeth as breakfast cereal. The game has nothing to do with heists as all you do is walk around with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ physics and a cheap sliding mechanic off of the unity asset store.
Every part of this game is a scam even up to the price of £12, On top of that if you want to buy any in game skins they're all real life money and there is no warning it will immediately take your entire pay-pal wallet balance. Every minute you play this game you consistently get reminded that you where a complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot for buying it and this is followed up by the developer personally coming to your door and smashing a large can of baked beans off your skull, This game has left me mentally scarred for life and I don't think ill ever recover. My cat also bought this game and has been contemplating running away from home because of the abuse it received mentally from this game. My cat will never recover and I will never recover.
In my opinion this game is possibly the worst game on steam and it should be taken down due to the amount of threats it gives to innocent people and cats.

charlies adventure more like charlies balls

charlies adventure covers multiple scenes such as the one in the finals the game touches on a bit of halos lore and includes some ubisoft memes that made me feel happy. anyway this games utter ♥♥♥♥♥ and isnt even what it says on the product page i got this game free from somehwere honeslty cant remember. must have got it off bing ro somin anyway utter ♥♥♥♥♥ gameplay and utter ♥♥♥♥♥ game it has no audio and has no cats pretty boring to be honest. as expecting more from a games thats $1 pretty sad

I got jumpscared by my teammate and shat myself

i delivered a small child to a door. that's all i have to say.

They really went above and beyond with the character designs in this game, I love how they look like they slapped a picture right on-top of the character model and just stretched it over their face It makes the game Ultra realistic.

I've not finished the game yet as I'm only at the bit where you microwave your dinner but so far the graphics are amazing and the audio quality is incredible I love how it sounds like it was recorded on a Nokia brick!

Cant wait to find out where the story goes next!

I Will update this review once I have finished the game!

Top tier only played for like an hour but i rate it 10/10 so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny

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