Recent reviews by BigBean

labrynthine i mean what the ♥♥♥♥ where they thinking when they named this sack of ♥♥♥♥, the game consists of many reused free assets off of the unity ass store all crammed into a single can of ♥♥♥. my cats name is lybrinthine which is probably why it had been pumped by a ubisoft employee its a shame because they put so little effort into this game but they put all the effort into the trailer, the trailer was also ♥♥♥♥ by the way

Halo reach, This part of the spaceship lore was entirely ignored in the main story-line DLC. I was so disappointed in this DLC as its missing one big thing Good? graphics!??? WHERE ARE THEY?? I mean seriously you'd think by 2019 that xbox ceo Bill Gates the cat pumper would have thought about making the games graphics up to standard? Seriously??? the games graphics are so bad they could run this game on a Nokia brick. Very disappointed

I would love to say that this games good, But it ♥♥♥♥♥♥ aint. The problem lies in the Engine, yeah you guessed it. The game was made in Unreal Engine 5. What is it with this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ engine that makes the game devs cling to it like free assets. As we loaded into a lobby and our first map I was greeted with a whopping 12fps this was unbelievable, my poor Windows 98 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ was holding on for deer life. The maps themselves look good from the outside but the moment you enter you realise there utter ♥♥♥♥♥ because they added a 30metre long hallway to the back of a completely normal house. I get that this dramatic change in the design of the map was to make it look less like a copy of phasmophobia although we already knew it was a copy and that's why we bought it so why hide it. The only enjoyable part of the game was creating my own abomination of a character. Basically this game is Phasmophobia With Better Graphics!

Sigmatised property, I'll be honest the game hasn't got much scare apart from that one ending with the ubisoft employees. One of the "jumpscares" was this one in the alleyway it was supposed to be some weird ghost girl standing at the end of the alley but because of the state that the graphics are in I thought it was a canoe stood up vertically. As I bombed it towards the canoe I had flashbacks of when I was shipped across the ocean in one of ubisofts "torture crates" Anyway the game has a 10/10 from me worth the $0.50 you pay for it!

ready to pump!

ahls o sa a n grat game anyway pretty sip.,t yeah so basicall y i dont htink this is worht any of you r money!

Friday the whatever was pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boring, the most entertaining part was where i got to sell the trading cards for a total of $0.23. So i almost got the $7 i paid for it back . anyway the game consists of that spoon guy and some guy that was flying in the sky dropping atomic bombs on me (pretty entertaining) my bank details where stoled off my pc in the process so i think i might get my $7 back thanks mojang

modern warfare 3 isnt modern its as old as my modem on my laptop i almost got bored of downloading this game got a total of 10 mins on it then got even more bored so turned on my dial up for some comforting music, still waiting boring boring brorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrng

sinkiung simulator this aint sinking ♥♥♥♥ only my brain further up my ass more boring than playing tom clany future reaomn future sold boring af almost made my delete windwos, this game is more difficunt to play than installing linux

Tom chalnaneys future combat technology recon ghost shouldier reacum elite team armoured, Is a game about ♥♥♥♥ all didnt get into a lobby because ubisoft connect is possibly the worst raetd sotware in the unierse