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[simfphys] Blyatmobile BLIN-1
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Content Type: Addon
Addon Type: Vehicle
Addon Tags: Fun, Realism
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23 Jan, 2017 @ 9:56am
30 Jan, 2017 @ 7:03am
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[simfphys] Blyatmobile BLIN-1

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Description
Update 30.01. : -reworked skin, aka. raised resolution
- added very cheeki breeki horn


DISCLAIMER: The models themselves are NOT included in this pack. This pack only contains the simfphys handling scripts for the included cars. I marked all necessary addons in the required addons section, so please before you type stuff like "boiiii why is car error, ♥♥♥♥ addon dislike unsubscribed" , make sure you subscribed the necessary addons. Reading the description wouldn´t be a bad idea too btw. If you experience some bugs with this addon or are unhappy about something in terms of handling, let me know in the comments, please.

You thought black bumer was slav?

Hello and welcome friends. As you can see, this is the original car of the one, the only, the true slav superstar, Boris.
It is a Volkswagen Golf Mk3 VR6 Synchro, for the not so experienced drivers, it means that this car is true business.
It is powered by a 2.9 VR6 engine, modified to run on vodka and to emit pure cheeki breeki hardbass.
Also it features all-wheel drive but who cares. I am very sorry, but I could only get 10 seats and not twelve like the original, because simfphys does not support the level of slav this car is moving at. So, sorry Uncle Vadim and Aunt Swetlana, I cannot take you with us to shashlik grill fest.
But this car has enough armor to withstand amerikanski spy rocket. This could be useful for a more..... active kind of slav.
Oh, by the way, if you ask "Boi, why such bad skin, blyat.", well,if Boris made his livery with tape, why should I put effort into my livery then?
I also highly advise you to not go racing in this. As much slav as you are, noone´s ears can survive this tinnitus called engine sound.

You can find this car in the "TDM Cars(DRB Edit)" category.

Included in this addon:
-simfphys script
-custom "engine" sound
-blyatmobile skin made by myself (I know there are already some, but I want to do something else than coding scripts)

NOT included (they are included in linked required addons):
-models
-textures
-lua base (the thing this handling bases on)

Credits:
Deputy TDM - model, original addon
Gopnik McBlyat, apartje - creators of the two hardbass songs used for engine sound
dat rushen boi - simfphys script, skin

Popular Discussions View All (4)
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12 Jul, 2020 @ 3:46am
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS BORIS!
SEAT*
1
22 Sep, 2018 @ 2:06pm
A simple request you can ignore!
Draxis
1
21 Dec, 2017 @ 1:26pm
BIG ISSUE THAT NEEDS TO BE FIXED (IMPORTANT!!!!!111!!!1!111)
John Yakuza
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FortressGamer2010 5 Jan @ 2:10pm 
"BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT" -angry russian kid
3-Главый Буравчик 15 Dec, 2024 @ 2:43pm 
Клюква. Насрал.
Frederick 30 Nov, 2024 @ 9:09am 
BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT - little russian kid
YaBoiFelix 16 Oct, 2024 @ 11:52am 
All rise for hardbass
Never fear, Boris is here
Ready? Let's go
Slavic squats and cheeki breeki
Cold kompot with chebureki
Always moving, never down
Such is live with slavs around
Take my Lada, drive in town
Fingers up and windows down
Hot pelmeni and some kvass
Drive around and pump hardbass
SLAV KING!
Slav King
Ready? Let's Go!
My mama says it's just a phase
When I fill my days with mayonez
But no
Play this music from your car
Inviting friends from near and far
Here everybody knows
Squats on toes break your bones
Do you?
So listen!
Raving gopniks, pumping sounds
Squats in bushes, heels on ground
I need no better way
To keep the western spies away
Big and fearless like a bear
Tracksuit with the stripes I wear
From Krakow to Kamchatka
I'm the patron saint of vodka
SLAV KING!
Slav King
Let's go!
King
Slav King
SLAV KING!
LAG 8 Aug, 2023 @ 10:13am 
DA!
Excellent Epsilon 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:13am 
ciki briki
Excellent Epsilon 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:26am 
vodka schemecki hardbass tripaloski adidas!
DOPE RUNNA 17 Apr, 2023 @ 11:20am 
nice:imSorry:
Mr.Chernoc⭐ 3 Feb, 2023 @ 11:33pm 
Мега харош :vflames:
Alex 28 Jan, 2023 @ 8:35am 
the name for the skin pls