Look, folks, let me tell you, Apex Legends is a disaster. It's a total disaster. Believe me, nobody knows disaster like me, I'm a very successful businessman. But this game, it's just sad.

First of all, the graphics are terrible. I mean, just terrible. It looks like it was made by a third-grader with a crayon. And the characters, they're all so ugly. Who wants to play a game with ugly characters? Not me, that's for sure.

And the gameplay, it's a joke. It's so slow and boring, I fell asleep playing it. And the weapons, they're so weak. They're like toy guns or something. What kind of game has weak weapons? It's just sad.

And the worst part, folks, the worst part, is the way they try to get your money. They have all these microtransactions and loot boxes and it's just a scam. They're trying to take your money and run. It's a total rip-off.

So let me tell you, folks, don't waste your time with Apex Legends. It's a disaster, a total disaster. Play something else, something better. Trust me, I know what's good.

Look, folks, let me tell you, Apex Legends is a disaster. It's a total disaster. Believe me, nobody knows disaster like me, I'm a very successful businessman. But this game, it's just sad. First of all, the graphics are terrible. I mean, just terrible. It looks like it was made by a third-grader with a crayon. And the characters, they're all so ugly. Who wants to play a game with ugly characters? Not me, that's for sure. And the gameplay, it's a joke. It's so slow and boring, I fell asleep playing it. And the weapons, they're so weak. They're like toy guns or something. What kind of game has weak weapons? It's just sad. And the worst part, folks, the worst part, is the way they try to get your money. They have all these microtransactions and loot boxes and it's just a scam. They're trying to take your money and run. It's a total rip-off. So let me tell you, folks, don't waste your time with Apex Legends. It's a disaster, a total disaster. Play something else, something better. Trust me, I know what's good.