cirb.bongzilla
insne in the membrane
Kazakhstan
my mom was reading the bible today and i couldnt hold back my anger so i whispered to her "put away that fake book these mortals created about me" she looked at me in my eyes and started shaking
my mom was reading the bible today and i couldnt hold back my anger so i whispered to her "put away that fake book these mortals created about me" she looked at me in my eyes and started shaking
Counter-Strike Career
🏆 DREAMHACK WINTER 2023 QUALIFIER (3rd place) - would've won but mouse malfunctioned
💪 FACEIT LEVEL 10 (2764 ELO PEAK) - took a break to focus on my crypto investments
🔥 ESEA ADVANCED S41 (STAND-IN) - team begged me to help, carried them to playoffs
⚡ BLAST PREMIER SHOWDOWN OPEN QUALIFIER - beat 3 semi-pro teams before voluntarily withdrawing
🌟 ESL CHALLENGER LEIPZIG - scouts approached me but declined their offers (personal choice)
🏅 WEPLAY ACADEMY LEAGUE TRYOUTS - coaches said I was "too aggressive" (aka too good)
🐉 PERFECT WORLD SHANGHAI INVITATIONAL - invited but visa issues (probably intentional)
💯 REGIONAL CLUTCH CHAMPION 2024 - 16 1v3+ clutches in single tournament (unverified record)
🔫 1.87 AVERAGE RATING ON HLTV (unofficial due to privacy settings)
🏹 15,426 REGISTERED AWP KILLS (top 0.01% globally)

🧠 200 IQ plays only 🧠
👑 Global Elite (on my smurf account) 👑
🏆 Almost went pro but chose not to (my decision) 🏆
💯 K/D ratio higher than your IQ 💯
🎮 $5000+ inventory (not flexing, just facts) 🎮
🐺 Lone wolf - I carry teams, not join them 🐺

✋ Don't add me unless:
You're a REAL gamer
You can handle my toxic energy
adaptive 28 Apr @ 12:57pm 
GRE-CJA GRE-CJA GRE-CJA
Trish__ 19 Apr @ 11:02pm 
ok mb then you owe me a win buddy , cheers
cirb.bongzilla 19 Apr @ 11:22am 
i had dinner
Trish__ 19 Apr @ 10:59am 
Leaver on premier.
rigatoni killa 99 19 Apr @ 8:43am 
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me watfching amrley do9 9/11 sXHHAZXBHJAHBXHABHA
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