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11.2 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
made miku and luka live together and lez out
Posted 8 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.4 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
YEAH!
HOTDOG!
Posted 27 January.
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3 people found this review helpful
7.2 hrs on record
Better than the Deluxe Remaster scam. Buy this one instead.
Posted 9 December, 2024.
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0.5 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Superb.
Posted 25 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
33.8 hrs on record
Bamco dropped the ball on this one.
Posted 20 March, 2024.
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8 people found this review helpful
4.7 hrs on record
Rushed, botched, imperfect, incomplete, sluggish, and stale.

This is not the Monkey Ball experience you're looking for. While there are a lot of people who have continuously attempted to improve this game and bring it back into the form which made the originals so good, this flawed product will never reach those heights.

The best thing you can do for yourself is skip this, and read up on modding your Wii/Gamecube/PS2/Original Xbox to play backups, or learning about Dolphin emulator. Until Sega gives this franchise the necessary creative talent to be able to port the classics or create a brand new one which truly respects its players, modern entries will always fall a banana short.
Posted 13 February, 2024.
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31 people found this review helpful
23.4 hrs on record (23.3 hrs at review time)
Pirate this game. It's abandonware. It's amazing.
Posted 3 January, 2024.
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57.2 hrs on record (43.2 hrs at review time)
If you want to play a souls-like, then look elsewhere. This is an Armored Core game. If you're a fan of Armored Core 1-4A, then this is the game you've probably already got in your cart; and there's no reason for me to convince you. If you're new to the franchise and worried about the people saying this game is too hard: This is by far the most accessible game in the franchise, great for newcomers, a fresh story, and quality of life improvements that make this genuinely a thrill to play.

Yes, the end boss of Chapter 1 will take at least a couple tries, as this is the point in the game where it's trying to tell you that you're going to have to utilize assembling the right AC for the right job. People out here complaining their beginner pulse sword and rifle won't work? Dude, I went dual miniguns with dual vertical missiles, and it was done. That might not be YOUR playstyle, but experimenting with new builds is what this franchise has always been about.

With a decently long campaign that doesn't overstay it's welcome, multiple endings, and new branching options on NG+, and ZERO MICROTRANSACTIONS; Armored Core VI is worth every penny you'll spend if you're looking for a fun action game with sleek mecha designs.

The only multiplayer is PVP, so keep that in mind as well if you're looking for anything in that department. But I would suggest not to worry, that Armored Core has always had the habit of releasing expansion/sequel games for every generation so far as there are literally 15 titles before this. With the response being so positive with this new one, co-op in the next title is only a matter of time now.
Posted 3 September, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
10.0 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
If you love Jet Set Radio and JSRF, then what are you waiting for?
Posted 19 August, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
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0.7 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
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Posted 11 August, 2023.
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