Bro is a kid toucher

------------Just a 35 yr old (soon to be 36yrs young) dad tryin to make it in the jungle-----------

Go CS2 cases 打开CS2的破箱子 Collect blue skin from Valve cruel joke 收集蓝色皮肤，就像捡到了一把生锈的勺子 Use "Pray to Gaben" ability 使用“向G胖祈祷”的能力 Make wallet weak and Valve powerful 让你的钱包虚弱无力，让V社变得更强大

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.

What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.

It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.

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can you just stop appearing in every single one of my games on nuke its clearly you are ddosing my game to get in the same games as me and cyberbully me. please stop i will contact the state authorities

+rep friendly guy #1 fryer serpant craft. impeccable taste truly commendable

+rep movement player
+rep sucks toes
+rep sells fetanyl

worst cs teammate ive ever had

-rep david has googlfi

Dude is a queer

thx for good game

dumbass, that just griefs competitve. needs a ban hammer for sucking soo much d

lil bro trippin

Lil dude fr

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161.7 hours past 2 weeks. you are a loser. get a life.

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2 stalks celery, finely chopped
3 tablespoons butter, divided
2 pounds ground sirloin
1/4 cup bread crumbs
1 (1-ounce) packet au jus gravy mix if you can't make your own because you can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chef like I can ffaagott (recommended: McCormick)
4 hamburger buns, toasted

Preheat oven to 400 degrees F.

In a large, oven-proof skillet, over medium heat, saute celery in 1 tablespoon butter, about 4 minutes. Remove celery and let cool.

In a medium bowl, stir to combine ground sirloin, bread crumbs, au jus mix, and sauteed celery. Form into 4 patties.

Melt remaining butter in skillet. Carefully place patties in skillet and cook 2 to 3 minutes, or until browned on 1 side. Flip patties and place in preheated oven. Cook for 12 to 15 minutes for medium doneness.

Serve hot on toasted buns with desired condiments.

I used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a Crunch wrap supreme and then leave cow pies on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom S hitter" they said it couldn't possibly be one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time i was at the local diner and i overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch i felt powerful and unstoppable. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped with my life and i had to leave town. Now after all these years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm

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-Rep After a good game in csgo, I added him because he seemed like a gay guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. He told me that he was gay and I told him that I´m gay too. We had lots of great CS games and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a date. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he didn´t push me against the wall and didn´t start nibbling my ear, I didn´t feel his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he wasn´t gay. Don't trust this guy.

Yo Twin, I can't do this ♥♥♥♥ with you no more bro. This is what you told me you said "I'm gonna be on the game at nine o'clock", where was you at? Where was you at I had to run solo. I had to play with randoms, do you know how that feels? With a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ random, carrying every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game on my back. ♥♥♥♥ you. Don't you ever join my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ party again bro you hear me? "Oh I was busy", "I was eating", "I feel asleep" You think i give a ♥♥♥♥ about any of that? No, I told you to get on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. Whenever have I ever missed a game for you, huh? I'm on you since you were a baby you pathetic freak. ♥♥♥♥ you.

Ultra cheater, shoots around corners

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-rep Tries to no-scope too much

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

he's the man now dawg

TXT me i found the next game we should play!