Bro is a kid toucher

------------Just a 35 yr old (soon to be 36yrs young) dad tryin to make it in the jungle-----------

Go CS2 cases 打开CS2的破箱子 Collect blue skin from Valve cruel joke 收集蓝色皮肤，就像捡到了一把生锈的勺子 Use "Pray to Gaben" ability 使用“向G胖祈祷”的能力 Make wallet weak and Valve powerful 让你的钱包虚弱无力，让V社变得更强大

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.

What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.

It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.

closet waller

kinda dope