Recent reviews by SeanNotConnery

Got called a ‘rootin’ tootin’ homosexual.’

10/10

No Arch-Viles to ruin my playthroughs.

10/10

The only game where you can smack women with shovels. Also Arcade MP is really fun.

8/10

Disabled FPS cap and my computer froze.

10/10

The only game where you can choke women to death in the name of the Lord.

10/10

Half of my team got napalmed by the commander because we called him a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ for not using napalm strikes.

10/10

I electrocuted 50 people at a fashion show and crashed my game.

10/10

Picked Fuze and was immediately shot in the head by a team mate.

10/10

Do you like collecting phone recordings that build the story of a game in a unique fashion? Do you like cover-to-cover gunfights where skills and inventory management can shift even the hardest of firefights in your favor? Do you find yourself fantasizing about ridding NYC’s streets of degenerates, thugs, PMCs, and janitors with flamethrowers? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you owe it to yourself to buy the Division.

(Side note: to whoever stole my exotic drop in the Dark Zone, I hope you get polio.)

This game has it all:

-unbridled racism
-schocking misogyny
-The Rape of Nanking
-micspam
-ground beef
-prank calls
-ground beef

10/10