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5 people found this review helpful
62.1 hrs on record (43.8 hrs at review time)
The new update absolutely destroyed vehicles. All transport vehicles are a pain to ride now. Revert the changes, the game is awful now.

Edit for dev response: This isn't true. Vehicles still handle terribly, and you're open to getting sniped across the map by a tank because you're driving at 5 mph. Haven't played this game since that update and probably won't again.
Posted 9 October, 2018. Last edited 23 December, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
173.7 hrs on record (73.2 hrs at review time)
Absolutely perfect game.
Posted 18 July, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
23.1 hrs on record (11.9 hrs at review time)
Anyone who dislikes this game dislikes the concept of humor as a whole.
Posted 30 March, 2018.
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2,118.2 hrs on record (1,602.7 hrs at review time)
valve, pls add

also pls add functional anticheat
Posted 30 March, 2018. Last edited 19 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
57.9 hrs on record (21.2 hrs at review time)
501 times better than the new Battlefront games.
Posted 27 October, 2017.
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16 people found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
Seemed like an ok game compared to the previous Assassin's Creed games Ubisoft has pooped out. However, the optimization was terrible. On medium-high settings, the game looked akin to a 2014 game and ran at 80ish FPS on my 1070, with constant dips down to even around 40 fps in certain areas. I enjoyed the combat, but when I'm used to 144+ fps on my 144hz monitor, 40 fps was unplayable for me. The optimization was just atrocious, so I'm refunding it.

Sucks because I was looking forward to playing this a lot.
Posted 27 October, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
12.0 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
baba ganoush
Posted 10 August, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
157.7 hrs on record (43.6 hrs at review time)
Singleplayer is pretty good. Online is designed to milk every dollar from your mom's credit card, wouldn't recommend even if you're older than 9.
Posted 20 June, 2017. Last edited 29 December, 2020.
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17 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
8.7 hrs on record
This game was really a meh for me. It had a lot of good work put into it and I appreciate it, but it really felt empty at the end. Maybe I'm just dumb, but I didn't fully understand the story. The level design was great, but I really liked the setting and feel of the first one better. This game took me about 8 hours to complete, as opposed to the 15 hours of the first game. The core gameplay mechanics worked so well in the first Outlast, and not quite as well in the second one. Also perhaps I was desensitized to the scares from the first one, but to me the first one was a lot scarier.

Here's for hoping there will be good DLC.
Posted 14 May, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.4 hrs on record
I can't reccomend this game in the state it is. The 360 version was amazing, the force mechanic was groundbreaking at the time and it worked very well in the game. The story's pretty good, too. However, playing through it on PC really sucks. Controls are wonky, enemies attack hitboxes are absolutely awful, and autosave places are questionable. I remember the game being easy on the xbox, but the 2nd boss fight took me forever to complete due to the force mechanic being broken on PC. I'd love to play it some other way, but this certainly isn't the way.
Posted 23 March, 2017. Last edited 13 January, 2018.
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