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Recent reviews by carbohydrated caterpillar

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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
7.3 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
trackmaaaaeeeenia naaaaetions ferever :]
Posted 3 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
24.7 hrs on record
just picked up fallout new vegas for the first time!!! anyone else remember this underappreciated gem????
Posted 27 October, 2022.
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77.1 hrs on record (70.0 hrs at review time)
addem jensin very hot
Posted 1 October, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
89.2 hrs on record (8.9 hrs at review time)
I'm really not one for card games, but STS is awesome. It gives you a huge amount of freedom in how you build your loadout, and mixing abilities with attacks makes the combat super entertaining. Dying isn't actually that big of a deal, because if your loadout is weak enough to die, you'd likely have not made it through the next encounter after the one you died on.

There's a lot of content to be had for the game's price as well. Definitely worth for full price, even better if you can get it on sale.

Would greatly recommend!
Posted 15 July, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.3 hrs on record
Game would be fun in principle, but I find the ball has a pretty unenjoyable amount of inertia, input lag, or some other factor. It's not very fun or precise to control.

I'd recommend checking out the old Marble Blast games if you want a good version of this title.
Posted 14 April, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
29.2 hrs on record
The core gameplay mechanics here are great, it still feels like Halo but sportier and modernized for PC controls. Weapons are fun to use, despite being a bit lacking in varition.

The issue is absolutely everything else. Game launched practically in a pre-alpha state. Predatory monetization, matchmaking was entirely broken for months, the amount of content is laughable (all unlockables were cut to be incorporated into aforementioned predatory monetization,) and Microsoft has made excuse after excuse as to why they've done next to nothing since launch in regards to content or support updates.

Player count is peaking at a couple thousand only a few months after release, even Halo 5 didn't fall off this hard.

There's also still ZERO anticheat in Infinite, a f2p FPS. No idea what someone was smoking to think that's okay, but ranked matchmaking on PC was completely destroyed a couple weeks into the game's lifespan.

Halo as we know it is dead unless someone other than 343 gets their hands on the IP. They've done nothing but drop the ball time and time again, proving they're not capable of handling it.

And the worst thing is, beneath all these layers of suck the game's actually pretty good. If it was developed by a more competent studio it would have been the biggest/best Halo game of all time.

What a shame
Posted 12 April, 2022. Last edited 12 April, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
would be a fun lil FPS game if not for the fact that at least 2 people are blatantly cheating in every lobby at all times
Posted 20 January, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
24.8 hrs on record
love play ing this by myself so its golf with yourself because no friends Xd

update: now have friend but no one will play this with me D:
Posted 15 January, 2022. Last edited 2 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
no idea why this guy has made 5 games since karlson beta but he still can't just finish it
Posted 14 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.5 hrs on record
Gameplay is largely fetish bait. Doesn't really have much in terms of content gameplay, but it's fun for a few bucks.
Posted 2 November, 2021.
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