You are a bigot

If you are racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, or otherwise deplorable, expect a block and a mean comment. After all, you deserve it for being a terrible person.

You are throwing the game, or not trying

I may get mad at bad teams (we all do), but I get very angry at people who don't even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ try. I also hate you if you make it harder to win. For example, if you are playing medic, heal the rest of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ team! If I'm playing spy, don't make the enemies turn around and shoot me! It really isn't that hard folks

You are hilariously bad at TF2, yet you talk ♥♥♥♥

Please stop telling me how to play the game when you can't maintain a positive KDR or high DPS. You're just embarrassing yourself. Bonus points if they are a trader or jumper main

You are cheating

LMFAO imagine cheating in the easiest FPS. Take your stupid ass back to Pokemon. Oh wait, you think Pokemon is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Don't worry, it isn't nearly as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as you are at video games xD

You are an idiot/troll

We live in the age of information, and yet many of you ♥♥♥♥♥ are still so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid. Fun fact: I am allergic to stupidity, so be respectful or I'll have an allergic reaction

You taunt after unremarkable kills

If you taunt me after a bodyshot, revenge kill, crit kill, or some other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you are telling me that you can't get those opportunities any other way. I should feel sorry for you, but I don't. Instead, I will clown on your silly ass because you are so ♥♥♥♥ at this game

You use overpowered weapons

The following weapons in TF2 are overpowered and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥:

-Bazaar Bargain (snowball weapons on sniper are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid)
-Conniver's Kunai (you trickstabbed one of my stupid teammates and now you have 200+ health)
-Diamondback (you want guaranteed crits for playing spy correctly, ♥♥♥♥ off)
-Homewrecker/Neon Annihilator (only engies should be able to remove sappers)
-Jarate (hey i know, lets give sniper an item that can shut down the entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ combo!)
-Natascha (you can't track scouts for ♥♥♥♥)
-Razorback (stand near a sentry and you will make your one true counter meaningless)
-Scorch Shot (you can't aim flares and you need the entire team to be on fire)
-Short Circuit (♥♥♥♥ every projectile in that direction, also you spam this on the cart and in spawn)
-Direct Hit (you suck at taking out sentries, killing scouts, and hitting airshots)
-Frontier Justice (you are throwing the game and this stupid gun lets you get away with it)
-Vaccinator (there is a good player on the other team and your team sucks too bad to kill them)
-Loch-N-Load (hitting pipes and destroying nests are both too hard for your monkey brain)

Unequip these stupid crutches and learn how to play TF2 correctly


You are a scammer/lowballer

Get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ job you smelly piece of ♥♥♥♥

You are cringe

Here is a list of things that are cringe in TF2

-Being friendly
-Using obscure map callouts in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ casual
-Username references [current thing]
-Creating a workshop collection containing your favorite youtuber's least favorite submissions
-Tunneling me in-game (because I'm so good are you're so ♥♥♥♥)
-Saying "ez" after you struggle
-Hosting a debate in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TF2 server
-Wearing cosmetics and paints that ♥♥♥♥ with team recognition
-Wearing dogwhistle loadouts (i.e. white executioner, offensive decals)
-Defending bigotry because "you can just mute me bro"
-Spamming chat/mic with the dumbest ♥♥♥♥ imaginable
-Calling a kick vote because your feelings got hurt
-Calling a kick vote because you think it's funny
-Naming your weapons a racial slur or something like "get owned"
-Private profiles and hidden playtime hours
-Calling a kick vote because someone is playing the objective
-Insulting someone because your sheltered ass has no idea how a class is supposed to be played
-Playing engie on KOTH
-Second-scoping
-Taking the teleporter as a scout
-Using a weapon because a youtuber made a video about it
-black box + conch soldiers
-phlog + scorch shot pyros
-jarate + bushwacka snipers
-w+m1 with the backburner


I may add to this list if you fascinating creatures keep inventing more ways to give everyone around you second-hand embarrassment