im thinking miku miku ooeeoo

rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

I agree with the first sentence of comment below, but the next sentence is made up because Steve the Goldfish tragically drowned :(
This has been confirmed by Robert the Goldfish whom is best friend with Steve

The opinion from the person below is nice and all, but is in fact objectively wrong. The comment below that is correct, this has been fact checked by Steve the goldfish, and you know Steve's a goldfish you can trust.

the person below me is mega wrong, making the second comment below me factually correct.

The person below this comment is wrong, making the comment below that person's comment right.