Recent reviews by WonderCrown

Piss off dev, you killed your game and expect everyone to pay for basic features that should be updates and upgrades already built into the product.


Literal garbage not worth the price asked for.

Edit: Woah so many likes, I would recommend anyone who doesn't want to see this game anymore to uninstall it and use the automatic package removal tool Steam support offers, I did and I no longer see updates, nor the DLC posts in my feed and it's wonderful!

I hate to say it, but this game feels like it's constantly fighting you. The shooting feels awful and it's almost impossible to connect shots, even headshots.

Everyone fires a lot faster than you are capable of doing (even though the trailer shows otherwise)

The controls of actually maneuvering yourself around feel delayed and as if the protagonist is drunkenly stumbling around the place trying to figure out who to shoot next.

This one really needs a lot of polish, will try it again eventually.

Beat this game in just an hour. Dev, I highly recommend you put the price of this game at $2. It's not a bad game by any means, but I feel it would make this game a more "worthwhile" purchase for people looking for a simple, quick experience.

I got this on sale for $2.09, it's worth that much, but not $7 at all, it's a simple walking/puzzle sim game. If you run through it like I did, you'll probably get it beaten within 40 minutes to an hour.

This game took one of the most annoying mechanics from Zombeer and made it just as bad. The beer meter needs to be like 5x longer, I can't focus on the onslaught of zombies while having the annoying sound beep at me that I need to drink constantly.

We beat this game in an hour. Pretty good ngl

10/10 game. Developers are very passionate about not only the cultural zeitgeist of multiple different franchises, but are pushing out updates for this game in droves.

This game has so many mini-games and game-modes in it, this is what the standard of games used to be and god do I ever enjoy having a game with so much jam packed into it!

Support it, seriously! This game is freaking awesome and I'm glad to support it.

Great solid game with a responsive developer. Wish they would make more games like this as it's fluid as can be.

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A game you could honestly hand off to someone at a significantly younger age-bracket and watch them play it from start only to hand it to you at the very cruel finish.

They said it'd be easy to become a successful adventurer, little did I know I would become a prostitute along the way.