Recent reviews by the real mario

this game SUCKS!
edit: this game BLOWS!

This game is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ radical and tubular man, I think everybody who likes ♥♥♥♥♥ should ♥♥♥♥♥♥ take their ♥♥♥♥♥ and slap them onto a button made to utterly purchase goblins or make them twerk and griddy all within view of Tom Fulp and John John.

You need to get naked and troll those who try and kill babies and only then can you withstand this sexy game.

I like this game. It is worth more than sex with stalin, which is already pretty cool and that's only the tip of my mom's penis.

This will get you jacked off faster than you hitting the Like Button and hitting the quan.

it's buggy but honestly i feel like it gets too much hate, so far the games pretty enjoyable as something to play as a time-waster and then realize how much time you wasted playing it
might wanna wait for a sale but honestly thats kinda it

tastes pretty good

it alright

this game is so cool i wish pizza was real

i think i smashed my balls in rage with the hammer once

i saw pugman and wugman and my soul ascended out of my body and i got to see jesus

fireboy and watergirl became obese

Marge, please don't tell me we're in Minecraft again