I do not give any public toilet with automatic flush sensors permission to collect, store, or 3D print my genital information. By this statement, I notify all toilets that it is strictly forbidden to disclose, distribute, or take any other action against me based on the data collected from my interactions with their sensors. This includes, but is not limited to, sharing my intimate details with the Chinese military or any other third-party organization for the purpose of creating unauthorized 3D printed replicas.

I hereby declare that my genitalia are my own and will not be used for any purpose without my explicit written consent. Any attempt to collect, store, or utilize my personal data for malicious purposes will be considered a serious violation of my rights and will be met with swift and severe consequences.

By using public toilets with automatic flush sensors, I do not imply consent for the collection or use of my sensitive information. I demand that all toilet manufacturers and maintenance personnel respect my privacy and adhere to the highest standards of data protection.

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