You don't think I wanna just give up? If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just sit at home all day, watch Scarface 50 times a day, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time.





I don't even know you but I hate you.
I hate your guts.
I hope all the the bad things in life happen to you and only to you!



Don't worry kids, God isn't dead. He's just hunting you.



Give me your hat.