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Reasoning for assassination; Enjoys The ever so inferior Forknife of the the great and powerful Spork.
I must ask you to please try to make smarter decisions from now on, as I don't believe your Home Depot salary can continue to pay for your stupidity. When you donated $500 to the "Foundation for Orphan Trees", I could at least look past that, as you thought it was for a good cause. However, I cannot look past the $3000 hospital bill you received after the surgery to mend your genitalia. I simply cannot fathom why you thought it would be acceptable to put gorilla glue in your urethra, because you "don't want to have to piss anymore".
I am trying to help you, I really am, but I am starting to believe you are completely beyond human logic. I am going to be contacting your mother to stop paying me, as I truly believe it is a waste of her money.
Sincerely,
Dan
Your Steam Profile level needs to be at least 20, 2 years old acc, own at least 100 games, 1500+ hours in CS:GO, only accepting oxford graduates, Have a Phd in the dark matter studies, If you're older than 25 don't even bother, be married, have at least 2 kids, after adding me you are expected to divorce your wife and throw the kids in the street (these little spawns of satan). ---and much more to follow up later---
[p.s if you're a guy with a big penis u can ignore all of that :) just hmu on Cumwhore420@hotmail.com]
ANY ATTEMPT TO DECEIVE ME OR BREAK THESE RULES: instantly add to the blacklist, receive a complaint for fraud, and i might go as far as to hack your pc if was in a foul mood.
If you send me a friend request and your Steam account does not fit the description described above, then you will be ignored by me. If you insult me under my profile, I will END you.
I am contacting you in regards of your subscription to our "sexy fishermen" magazine.
You payed 500$ instead of the 5$ required for the subscription with the request "More naked fishmen with fish heads and man legs without pants".
I'm not sure what you want with this request as this is a magazine for men who enjoy fishing.
We do appreciate your donation but we are sorry to inform we can't help your interesting sexual request.
Best regards,
the fish alliance.
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