I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

Mercy, your comments is actually the trenches 😭

I've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty since you've been ignoring all the emails we sent. All we need is your credit card number, name and those 3 goofy looking numbers on the back and we'll get everything right sorted for you. (we also found some weird sticky magazines in the back seat)

i'm glad my Hodan made you mad.

Probably. I would delete it, but I'm not a little ♥♥♥♥♥, so it'll stay

He's never gonna see it bro

Rivals player named "Cool", if you're reading this, I hope you enjoyed your various wins with Kragg and Wrastor. I don't play Mollo, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate mollo, and I'm glad I'm able to provide your dosage of achievement by winning today. Must be hard being stuck in Gold 5.

lol true

The competitive play is fine but the chatrooms are the most boring place because the mods are hard asses

Pokemon Showdown is a piece of ♥♥♥♥

Pokemon TCG > Pokemon Showdown

Thanks for the advice. I'll work on my approaches. GG's BTW.

actually those are in destiny get your facts right B^)

Brother you have 71 hours last 2 weeks and 60 of those hours is SS you weeb

hmm I recall you opening the game several times each day though for a few hours at end before closing it -_- I might have to bully

Before anyone bullies me, I don't actually have 80 hours in the last 2 weeks, I just left roller coaster tycoon open for 3 straight days only to come back vomit on every single tile

Hey, Quandale Dingle here. I just escaped prison and staying at Juandale Pringle's house. As I was running away from cops, I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off. A guy named Garfield Jenson bit me over in the shower while I was in prison. My baby momma Shiniqua Inderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to a creepy old guy.

What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE X2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, JUNE 1ST! After that.... I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD

ggz

+rep plays funny rock beetle thing

You suck at Spyro 3 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Target Profile-CASE|009: Name "Mercy"
Reasoning for assassination; Enjoys The ever so inferior Forknife of the the great and powerful Spork.

Hippety Hoppety, your girthy d1ck is now my property. I shall need you to have to cut it off and send it to me via DHL express delivery asap. I shall save it in a jar as a trophy showcased on my desk. Such magnificent penis just has to be shown of since you after all... are maidenless so you don't quite use it anyway. Please and thank you

Hey Fox, I am contacting you on behalf of your bank provider. We have noticed some disturbing payments totaling $8299.99 made out to "Zoophiliacs Foundation", we have blocked all future payments to this vendor and ask that you contact us immediately to avoid being reported to the authorities and having your funds frozen.

Hello, this is Dan, your financial adviser. I am resorting to contacting you here, as you have refused to respond to any emails or phone calls I have sent.

I must ask you to please try to make smarter decisions from now on, as I don't believe your Home Depot salary can continue to pay for your stupidity. When you donated $500 to the "Foundation for Orphan Trees", I could at least look past that, as you thought it was for a good cause. However, I cannot look past the $3000 hospital bill you received after the surgery to mend your genitalia. I simply cannot fathom why you thought it would be acceptable to put gorilla glue in your urethra, because you "don't want to have to piss anymore".

I am trying to help you, I really am, but I am starting to believe you are completely beyond human logic. I am going to be contacting your mother to stop paying me, as I truly believe it is a waste of her money.

Sincerely,
Dan

boy butt

boy butt

Hello Fox, I just wanted to tell you the rules for you to be my friend on steam just in-case you wanted to know.

Your Steam Profile level needs to be at least 20, 2 years old acc, own at least 100 games, 1500+ hours in CS:GO, only accepting oxford graduates, Have a Phd in the dark matter studies, If you're older than 25 don't even bother, be married, have at least 2 kids, after adding me you are expected to divorce your wife and throw the kids in the street (these little spawns of ♥♥♥♥♥). ---and much more to follow up later---
[p.s if you're a guy with a big penis u can ignore all of that :) just hmu on Cumwhore420@hotmail.com]

ANY ATTEMPT TO DECEIVE ME OR BREAK THESE RULES: instantly add to the blacklist, receive a complaint for fraud, and i might go as far as to hack your pc if was in a foul mood.

If you send me a friend request and your Steam account does not fit the description described above, then you will be ignored by me. If you insult me under my profile, I will END you.

I'm sorry mister, but I saw your MASSIVE schlong from across the room and I just had to come say hi. I hope I'm not a bother but I would like to take a selfie with your enormous weiner if you don't mind. I just have never seen such a long and girthy sausage it blew my mind. I just had to praise the sheer seize of that huge thing. I hope I'm not coming off too pushy or making you uncomfortable. I'm a little shy but something that size really excites me. either way thank you for your time kind sir. may you and your magnificent penis have a blessed day

Hello my friend, this is a moderator of P0rnHub™. We have noticed you haven't logged in for 4 weeks, we're just checking to see that everything is okay with our biggest fan.

Good Evening Fox,

I am contacting you in regards of your subscription to our "sexy fishermen" magazine.
You payed 500$ instead of the 5$ required for the subscription with the request "More naked fishmen with fish heads and man legs without pants".
I'm not sure what you want with this request as this is a magazine for men who enjoy fishing.
We do appreciate your donation but we are sorry to inform we can't help your interesting sexual request.

Best regards,
the fish alliance.

yours are better, bro

Lovely feet

Hey, just letting you know that you CANNOT send hamsters by mail. My son was shocked when he opened a package addressed to him and found the beat up corpse of the pet he wanted. Next time you offer someone one of your pets, please do the humane thing and send it through UPS instead.

hey doctor, im calling in about our appointment. I'd like to double the size of the original ♥♥♥♥ enlargement we agreed on from 3 to 6 inches. Thanks in advance!

I've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty since you've been ignoring all the emails we sent. All we need is your credit card number, name and those 3 goofy looking numbers on the back and we'll get everything right sorted for you. (we also found some weird sticky magazines in the back seat)

socialism is when no money

why don't you just give me $100 :)

anyone who reads this comment gift this wonderful fox $100 right now for her birthday or else even if you're 355 days late

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feet mmm

stop commenting about feet you degenerate

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+rep rock

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