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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 54.0 hrs on record (15.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 3 Mar, 2020 @ 10:38am
Updated: 9 Jan, 2021 @ 9:31am

I've thought about deleting this because this game really IS a masterpiece. It gets better the longer you play. And you think that one concept is boring or wasting your time- NO IT ISNT, it only makes sense the 2nd time, believe me. And what comes afterwards is simply *0rgasm*

So... I am a person who somewhat wants to complete every side mission. I left 3-6 unfinished partly because the boss and stuff was pretty abrupt and I got less than 15 hours for the main quest (only 2B's story) and yeah... (Update: There are 26 endings, 5 endings for which you need to finish the game rather than to shove a fish ob yo 4k ars3)
The movement is smooth as 2B's 4ss (like wtf let me have the camera on a Zelda angle, not hent-... Well its still better than tomb raider underworld ;) in that way if you ever played it. Also, I had no problem forcing the cam to my will and yeah... You decide where the cam is looking (try it out and refund you chirstian cultist (you get the joke)) and the fighting is also just as smooth and fun. Another point which reminds me of Zelda ocarina of time (its really really different though, Zelda was my childhood so theres that comparison reason). (Another update: It can actually be as indepth as you want it to be. I dont know any indepht melee for comparison and Ive played monsterhunter ultimate, smash bros and shait like that lmao
The graphics are definetely not ugly but not on todays standarts. WHICH I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH, FU3K GRAPHICS IF THAT 4SS OF 2B LOOKS SHREXY AS FU3K OF COURSE. Serioulsy, the graphics of the world are not that nice but it is DEFINETELY still playable and beatiful. And the character is ABOVE todays standarts, thats not a joke. If you walk in water only your feet ,and if sprinting your skirt, get wet but when you go under some waterfalls (water falls? I dont know how to spell that) your entire body gets wet and THAT LOOKS SO REAL (but not s1utty, serioulsly, thats the one thing that isnt s1utty or nonsenical about this character, it actually fits to the cloths fyber (apperance).
Apropos cloth. It. Just. Looks. Real. The clothes are SO real and hmm so noice :D Good job square heads! (Pun on "square enix, I'm gonna fu3king hang myself I swear)
You need to experience it. But one thing: I dont know why it won THAT many awards... Its really good but never worth 40€... I guess its cuz I'm a broke (German!) person (that also makes me... Watch where I invest. Call it racist but even my dead granparents still say that schwaben tend to... You get the idea. I still hear theyr haunting voices to this very day...)

Its good (It really is) but only good. Not perfect. The movement is fun, but Im a movement fanatic and I study it even more to the grounds than anything else... By trying, not googling cuz no one can cover my dephts. Now that I think about it, Im a huge nerd... At least not one of those nasty weebs over there... Fuf.
So... The fighting is amazing but nothing earthchanging, its fun but... There are better close quarter fighters. BUT I have to say, I never studied any combos, I just smashed some light attacks and finished with a heavy since I always concentrated on the movement... Dogding. And the story is also AMAZING... But no metal gear solid snake eater shait... Just try it, dammit stop reading this 50% shaitty review 50% shaitpost and TRY IT!


Me after a bit more playtime: This game gets really deep... Greed and depression are 2 examples... DO THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SIDE MISSIONS THEY REALLY MAKE YOU ENJOY THIS GAME SO MUCH MORE! Its unbelivable how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good this game gets... Its worth 40€ after seeing part 2... After your playthrough, (2B) do what the game says. Only then will you realise this games depht and beaty. Just. Do. It.


Bugs: N O N E, just a piece of love and art. I like it that way better even though the other way around it would make much more sense.


Tip: Dont trust ANY youtuber. They spoil you. Its no worth the risk.


Some people say that it crashes and corrupts save files but I just downloaded FAR (that one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbE4itMenlY) and always had a backup save on the 2nd save spot. Never had any difficulties


It is a really good thing you can waste your time on. But I would wait for a sale (I got it for 20€ and thats the perfect price). Yes, I sounds kinda weird but Imma leave it like that.


TL;DR Just try it, dammit stop reading this 50% shaitty review 50% shaitpost and TRY IT!

Sorry for any grammar mistakes of some sort (or misspellings) and sorry for this mess of a review. Im in a mood g4m3rs!

A good and spoiler-free beginners guide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oxc-v3_VfI

Important side quests worth to do: 25:15
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1 Comments
Compi 3 Mar, 2020 @ 11:48am 
ok lol