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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.1 hrs on record
Posted: 27 Jan, 2020 @ 7:22am

The descriptions aren't being ironic. Don't buy this game.

After a very long, unamusing, unskippable intro sequence, you are given control of a small weak fish whose only defense against invading crabs is to throw bottlecaps at them (I couldn't figure out how many hits it took to kill one, I don't care to find out). After a few minutes of this, your sandcastle house is swept away by the tide and the game freezes, forcing you to use task manager to close it.

This barely qualifies as a game, and if I could refund the money for this part of the Sokpop Super Bundle without refunding the whole thing, I would.

Not recommended.
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6 Comments
Shpungo 13 Mar @ 12:40pm 
if ur into civ games or deck builders u should come play hexarchy w me it's dope af
Shpungo 13 Mar @ 12:40pm 
tbf could be a good thing that they're making longer games now
constantcompile 10 Mar @ 12:47pm 
I need to get back into reviewing their games. The problem is that they've required more time investment.
Shpungo 10 Mar @ 12:57am 
I like that you have reviewed basically every single one of these games. The Constantcompile cinematic universe
constantcompile 30 Jul, 2020 @ 8:53pm 
No one asked for this.
bredbeddle 30 Jul, 2020 @ 8:42pm 
but, y'know, you got what you asked for, right?