The core gameplay loop for this game involves having slap-fights with the enemy of your choosing, then healing very, very slowly by standing in a hot spring. There's no progression save for four numbers that you can increase by winning enough slap-fights - presumably with NPCs, as there's no one else playing (because why would they?).

Not great. Not recommended.

[h1]Sort of like oldschool Runescape, if it were prettier. And empty. And bad.[/h1] The core gameplay loop for this game involves having slap-fights with the enemy of your choosing, then healing very, very slowly by standing in a hot spring. There's no progression save for four numbers that you can increase by winning enough slap-fights - presumably with NPCs, as there's no one else playing (because why would they?). Not great. Not recommended.