Recent reviews by Choir of VVolves

GIVE ME .FLAC OR GIVE ME DEATH (stranding)

I have no idea how Kojima is going to have nanomachines explain this ****

EDIT 2020: No other game has had the same effect on me as this, from the soundtrack to the subject matter. You will be confused playing it but the scenes even on revisit are poignant, memorable, and sincere. Did you play it? Did you hear the message?

idk all the colors feel kind of like forced divercity to me 0/10

I'm afraid to open it back up with the knowledge of doing so will mean losing another week+ of my life.

IDK, it's one of the most legendary franchise games outside of like Mario and Pac Man, imagine looking at reviews for this game like "Uh, should I buy it?"

Does not stand up well, especially in comparison to JC3. I wouldn't recommend it considering JC3/GTA V has been free previously and this would be insulting to pay money for.

Much like a teenage girlfriend, it's a "trial and error in the dark" simulation.

The recreation of Resident Evil 2 marks this GAMECUBE era port as a waste of time and resources.

You're better off emulating.

"**** YOU YOU ******* **** ****** IM NOT TOXIC / THROWING", but in Russian

Happy they are still working on this game - every single system created for or adopted in this game is half baked. Weapons, parkour, 'survival items', locations, spawning points, story beats...

Oh, by far the worst single player story I've ever played in a game. Somehow worse than Ubisoft copy paste. You'll do a task or two for someone and literally wince when they start talking. Look up a YouTube video if you don't believe me, as Steam isn't a fan of me linking an example to you.

Play with friend(s) or not at all.