>I was only 9 levels up
>I loved Fallout so much, I had all the games and merchandise
>I pray to Bethesda every night before bed, thanking it for the Nuka-Cola I’ve been given
>"Fallout is love" I say; “Fallout is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a zombie
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Fallout
>I call him a smoothskin
>He slaps me and sends me to D.C.
>I’m crying now, and my face is crippled
>I lay in the dirt and it’s really irradiated
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Todd Howard
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “It just works.”
>He grabs me with his mighty powerfists and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I open my wallet for Todd
>He takes my money
>It costs so much but I do it for Todd
>I can feel my wallet tearing as my eyes start to water
>I give him spare change
>I want to please Todd
>He hums a 50's tune as he fills my library with DLC
>My dad walks in
>Todd looks him straight in the eyes and says “Our most ambitious project ever, is finally done.”
>Todd leaves through the Vault Door
>Fallout is love, I say. Fallout, is life.