Recent reviews by 𒆜⁧⁧Ａｒｆｕｒ𒆜

Steam Engine Simulator - 10/10 Would Steam Again

If you’ve ever dreamed of spending hours making a glorified kettle puff steam, congratulations! You’ve found your new favorite game. "Steam Engine Simulator" is the game you didn’t know you needed until you realized you could spend an eternity staring at a boiler heating up.
There’s something deeply satisfying about cranking levers and watching your little engine slowly come to life. It's a weird kind of zen. Namaste, my friends.

10/10
The ending really made me tear up. The ending cinematic really sets the game up for a good sequel story and overall is really powerful, good, game ending cinematic that unravels many mysteries of the game.

Characters are really well made. The old guy at the trash bin talking about his past must be the best of the characters.

Did you seriously download this thinking this was a game? Well you're dumb because this isn't a game idiot. It literally says THERE IS NO GAME.

Their focus on the Gameplay served this game very well.
9/10
-All Games

see moose
shoot moose
chase moose tracks for 30 minutes
get attacked by wolves
shoot wildly into the pack of wolves while back pedaling
almost die
lose moose
repeat

Beautiful game!
Very interesting emotional story, so depressive and dark.
The sound is the best part of this game.

Personal rate: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

You will log 30 hours on this game minimum. You don't have a choice. You start playing it for the first time and that's 30 hours of your life gone. You've been warned.

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☑ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
{update later}

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☑ As soon as it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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A nice enjoyable, relaxing cozy game !! I’ve played about 4 hours now and already gotten some quests completed so pacing is fast and fun so far .Tons of things to do , and some tasks might get a little bit grindy but still fun 🍁 🍻🍺🍻

I would recommend it as a game you play on chill day .

Love it 💕