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Finally!!!

Wonderful little adventure game by Amanita Design.

Its basically a small picture book with several scenes that you can inject objects and characters into, to see what is happening, and determine the outcome. So instead of trying endless combinations or clicking every pixel as in some adventure games, Pilgrims is more playing with what you got to make decisions.

Some of those decisions are quite bizarre though. Like angering an old hag so much her eyes go ablaze and after throwing water into her face, seeing her crawl across the floor with empty sockets... Great stuff!

Overall a pretty fun little gem and as charming as is expected from Amanita.

Nobody will read my review, so i'll just say i'm gay

Ryse: Son of Rome feels like a Call of Duty single player campaign taking place during the Roman era, which may tell you everything you need to know. Insane production value, gorgeous visuals (even by today's standards), cinematic music, and a straight forward narrative with even more straightforward mechanics. The simple timing based Arkham-esque fighting style can get a tad repetitive, however the stylish executions ensure things never get stale visually, and played on the highest difficulty setting the games challenge never wavers throughout the entirety of its run time, so even if not very robust, the combat will test your ability. It's a simple, focused vision executed very well. And for 10 bucks you're getting a solid 6 - 9 hours of gameplay depending on your difficulty of choice. It's dumb, bombastic fun, and I'd recommend at what is now full price, and on sale I'd say it's a must buy if dumb fun is your thing. Certainly not for everyone though.

~ DIFFICULTY ~
🔲 My 90 year old grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
☑️ Normal
🔲 Hard
🔲 Dark Souls

~ GRAPHICS ~

🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics dont matter in this game
🔲 Good
🔲 Beautiful
☑️ Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

🔲 Bad
🔲 Not special
🔲 Good
☑️ Beautiful

~ STORY ~

🔲 This game has no story
🔲 Like playing Temple Runners for the story
🔲 It's there for the people who want it
🔲 Well written
☑️ Epic story

~ PRICE ~

🔲 Free
🔲 Underpriced
☑️ Perfect Price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

🔲 You can run it on a microwave
🔲 Average
☑️ High end
🔲 NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~

🔲 Very Short (0 - 3 hours)
🔲 Short (3 - 15 hours)
🔲 Average (15-50 hours)
☑️ Long (50-90 hours)
🔲 Extremely long (90-110 hours)
🔲 No ending

~ FUN ~

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
🔲 Actually pretty amusing
☑️ Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY~

🔲 It's a one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years
🔲 Definitely
☑️ Infinitely replayable

~ WORTH BUYING ~

🔲 No
🔲 Wait for sale
☑️ Yes

the best 22 cents spent on anything, now having to spend 200k on medical bills

Before I played this i had a small penis, no girlfriend and no will to live. None of these things have changed, but the game is pretty good.

vrum vrum

this game has changed my life

I ate an entire family and wore their bones
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