Recent reviews by Jorgen Von Hammer Schmidt

Un-serious GTA.

I wanted a Diablo 2 clone.

I always wanted Rust with boats, and mutants that have jabby stabby hands.


The only problem I have with this game: I can't solo a mutant, with out a weapon.

Genuinely fun. A real challenge for you, and your friends. It's rather unfortunate that it can't host more people.

Never before had a "bag over head" person made it into their very own horror game. I wonder what he looks like, under the box on his head. Was he rejected by someone he had a crush on? The dude has a story that we never see.

It's like, Counter-Strike, COD, Battlefield, and SOCOM had a baby. A very ugly baby.

Left 4 Dead, with better graphics.

An inferior Killing Floor.

Rust: We may or may not remove your penis.

Funniest death ragdolls of any game, ever. When ever shepard dies, his body literally goes wibbly wobbly.