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Recent reviews by Jorgen Von Hammer Schmidt

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1 person found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
15.3 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
More like 7 Days to Uninstall.
Posted 9 August, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
After playing this game, I must say, I've seen more creativity in my own toilet during a flushing, than this. What a disgrace towards the Unity engine. 3 minutes in, I still didn't know what I was doing. I had to click around wildly while in "fire mode" to figure out I could shoot rockets at things. There's no task. There's yellow stuff hovering over the planet that you can collect as "resources" but for all I know, it does nothing. I was finally able to launch missiles at other people, but why was I doing it? For the sale money I spent on it, I can say with a certainty that, it's not worth it. Don't waste your hard drive space. I'd sooner go play Air Control, than this nonsense.
Posted 8 August, 2015. Last edited 8 August, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.0 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
Stanley dies at the end. 10/10.
Posted 7 August, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
33.5 hrs on record (13.5 hrs at review time)
WHY DO ZOMBIES COME THROUGH THE GROUND?!
Posted 15 February, 2015. Last edited 22 December, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
15.3 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Look at all of these people downvoting over the alleged "Pay-To-Win."

Lest we forget that, people called DayZ and WarZ Pay-To-Win. However, many people tend to forget that, just as quickly as you get ANY item(s), they can be taken from you moments later. Be it by zombies, glitches, or players. Yes, you can do a micro-transaction for items, but this is how games survive these days.

$20 for a pre-launch isn't really all that much, and servers cost money. I think it's rather selfish of people to call a game, "Pay-To-Win," when you can fork over hundreds in one sitting, only to have it all taken from you by death later. Most games of this nature are unforgiving as all hell.

Just, because you have a particular leg-up now, doesn't mean it'll last for long. Running low on ammo, food, and general supplies. Honestly, people should be more worried about hackers, and how the games anti-cheat engine performs, over micro-transactions. I mean, let's face it, the developer needs a bit of extra cash to pay the coders to keep the anti-cheat a successful piece of software.

With out it, most games of this type would simply crumble, and we'd all stop playing them.
Posted 16 January, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3,007.9 hrs on record (112.6 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Aside from the over-all gameplay, there are consistent pak errors. Some of whch have caused me to become banned from a competetive mode for over 7 days.
Posted 12 November, 2014.
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