Reseñas recientes de Jorgen Von Hammer Schmidt

It's fun, challenging, and you don't always win.

Pros:
Half-Life sound files.

Cons: Lack of diversity in modes, options, and weapon choices.

Cons:
Game breaking bugs.
I can still play with the game behind the score board.
Lots of typos.
There's no actual sex, until you get to the gallery.
The story isn't great.
"I'm just here to watch" turns into "I'm just here to ♥♥♥♥" a lot.
They name drop TV shows, movies, and movie characters quite a lot.
Are you even paying royalties, or is it fair use?
The animations are not smooth.
The hentai scenes look like you're wedging cheese into a slot.
The unlockable scenes have to be viewed from the home screen's gallery section.
I have to click with my mouse to hold a Tetris piece, rather than a key stroke.
Having to click to hold a Tetris piece means I'll likely mess up what I'm doing.
If I'm not using a controller, the game is way harder.
There's no real challenge to having obstacles, you win by points alone.
Points alone = hitting the women with smoke screen bits.
The smoke screen/line clearing makes it impossible to see where my next piece has to go.
The energy bar doesn't run out quickly enough.
There's no difficulty setting.
There's no graphics setting.
The game's background is CGI while the characters are rather poorly done image warps.
They obviously didn't hire a furry artist to draw the coom.
The guy's body during the sex scene looks like a burrito with veins.
There is no definition to the guy's body, he's literally a blob of skin with veins.
The sex positions look mildly painful.
There are scenes where the woman claims to be naked, but is fully clothed.
There is not enough variety of female characters.
There is not enough variety to music tracks.
There is no DLC for the music tracks.
The game's assets look rather borrowed.
It's like Cyber Punk meets booba.
It plays like a dating sim that requires literally almost no effort to undress your date.
Women's body proportions aren't great.
The women's nipples remind me of lazy eyes.
None of the women have bush.
The Tifa cosplay isn't even good.
I almost fell to sleep from the dialogue.
No one spell checked this before releasing it.
The dialogue feels translated, but was actually just made poorly.
Am I supposed to be too horny to recognize bad grammar?

Pros:
It has breasts.
The sound track isn't awful.

Bang goes the Sunshot.

Great, but patient fun. A very competitive shooter.

Yee-haw.

Kill, Rip, Destroy.

This game is like Clash Royale, but better in some ways.

(Beta Review): For as much as this want's to be a knock-off CoD, it's failing outright.

Cons:

Weird hit detection.

Spray and pray mechanics work too well at most ranges.

Not enough guns.

Not enough character variants.

Easily thwarted anti-cheat.

Paper mache walls, and world objects.

The time it takes some players to quick-scope, while I feel sluggish from sheer animation speed.

Crouching mechanics feel slow.

Some characters blend in too well with their surroundings.

Latency issues.


Pros:

It's free.