Recent reviews by Slippery Opossum

It's a lot of fun. Slam Among Us with Town of Salem, and you get Eville. A unique old world survival sus game. Even for early access, this is purely a joy to experience.

It's a lot of fun. The hunting bow is probably my favorite weapon due to being able to pick up the ammo after using it, and how quickly I can knock arrows. Add in the Hundred Hands trait (perk), and it's a truly deadly tool. Granted, you do not need Hundred Hands, but it makes taking down the husks a 2 shot affair, rather than 3-4. You can one shot a lot of monsters with the bow. I really enjoy it. It's quiet, efficient, and packs a wallop of a punch. Hunting in Hunt Showdown can range from easy, to very hard. You have to plan everything you do according to the potential of conflict with other players. I'm happy that the game wasn't entirely designed around PvP. You don't need to fight anyone to rack up points. However, your points and MMR go much higher if you do. I would highly recommend this game to anyone 18 and older, who are looking for a challenge!

It's fun, challenging, and you don't always win.

Pros:
Half-Life sound files.

Cons: Lack of diversity in modes, options, and weapon choices.

Cons:
Game breaking bugs.
I can still play with the game behind the score board.
Lots of typos.
There's no actual sex, until you get to the gallery.
The story isn't great.
"I'm just here to watch" turns into "I'm just here to ♥♥♥♥" a lot.
They name drop TV shows, movies, and movie characters quite a lot.
Are you even paying royalties, or is it fair use?
The animations are not smooth.
The hentai scenes look like you're wedging cheese into a slot.
The unlockable scenes have to be viewed from the home screen's gallery section.
I have to click with my mouse to hold a Tetris piece, rather than a key stroke.
Having to click to hold a Tetris piece means I'll likely mess up what I'm doing.
If I'm not using a controller, the game is way harder.
There's no real challenge to having obstacles, you win by points alone.
Points alone = hitting the women with smoke screen bits.
The smoke screen/line clearing makes it impossible to see where my next piece has to go.
The energy bar doesn't run out quickly enough.
There's no difficulty setting.
There's no graphics setting.
The game's background is CGI while the characters are rather poorly done image warps.
They obviously didn't hire a furry artist to draw the coom.
The guy's body during the sex scene looks like a burrito with veins.
There is no definition to the guy's body, he's literally a blob of skin with veins.
The sex positions look mildly painful.
There are scenes where the woman claims to be naked, but is fully clothed.
There is not enough variety of female characters.
There is not enough variety to music tracks.
There is no DLC for the music tracks.
The game's assets look rather borrowed.
It's like Cyber Punk meets booba.
It plays like a dating sim that requires literally almost no effort to undress your date.
Women's body proportions aren't great.
The women's nipples remind me of lazy eyes.
None of the women have bush.
The Tifa cosplay isn't even good.
I almost fell to sleep from the dialogue.
No one spell checked this before releasing it.
The dialogue feels translated, but was actually just made poorly.
Am I supposed to be too horny to recognize bad grammar?

Pros:
It has breasts.
The sound track isn't awful.

Bang goes the Sunshot.

Great, but patient fun. A very competitive shooter.

Yee-haw.

Kill, Rip, Destroy.