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Recent reviews by Jorgen Von Hammer Schmidt

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32.3 hrs on record (18.1 hrs at review time)
Pros: Democracy
Cons: Things that want to take democracy from Super Earth.
Posted 8 April.
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7.7 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
It's better than Overwatch, and thus far has had fewer blunders. Would recommend if you're into MOBA style games.
Posted 24 December, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
13.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This game is the Kicked From Lobby Simulator. It's really hard to join a lobby without someone either being racist, or just straight up kicking me for being there. There are friend only lobbies, but nobody uses the dang things. I've spent tens of minutes trying to play, but nobody ever keeps me around long enough to do so. Eventually, I just find lobbies with people who are tired of being kicked and just want to play. That's Lethal Company. You either play with people you know, or people who are fed up with other people being crappy to one another.
Posted 16 November, 2024. Last edited 16 November, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
2.4 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
No matter what I do, the game won't launch. I've tried compatibility mode, changed the number of CPUs involved, checked drivers, set different resolutions and how much resource it's using for it's own pre-launch settings. I've downloaded mods, and I've edited the settings file. Nothing.

This game just does not launch any more. I'm still on Windows 10, and it just refuses to work. I don't know if they broke the game, or if I'm doing something wrong, or what. Do not buy this until they fix it!
Posted 14 November, 2024.
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50.0 hrs on record (39.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
If you like ARK and Pocket Monsters, then you're in for a good time.
Posted 19 February, 2024.
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38.5 hrs on record (20.9 hrs at review time)
It feels weird writing a positive review for this game, for one reason. The combat mechanics. Getting hit causes a kind of half second to one second of delay after getting hit by any enemy. I can lay into enemies all day, but the moment they hit me, it's like the game is taking half a second to reconcile whether or not it got a hit or a critical on you in a sort of invisible dice roll. My specs aren't really bad either. Win 10 64 bit, liquid cooled i7 5820K @ 3.30GHz, 32.0GB DDR4 @ 1026MHz (15-15-15-35), Radeon RX 6600 XT (MSI), running on a Samsung 860 EVO SSD. I don't know if the "lag" is by design, or not. Other than that, the story is kind of mid, in a very general sense of the term. I feel as if it's one of those, "the story is what you make of it." The guns are nice.
Posted 29 October, 2023.
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13 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
12.7 hrs on record
No one is playing this any more. You will be upset if you install it.
Posted 8 July, 2023.
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33.8 hrs on record (33.8 hrs at review time)
A story about a man waking up and recognizing the bs around him, and how he sets out to make his own way over a pile of bodies.

Would recommend.
Posted 19 June, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.5 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
A worthwhile game for anyone looking to let out some frustration. The online community is more or less gone (good luck finding more than 0-2 games that're running).
Posted 24 April, 2023.
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108.7 hrs on record (51.3 hrs at review time)
It's pretty fun, and rewarding. Just avoid other players, and you'll probably be fine with what ever loot you have. I've run into a fair number of cheaters so far. The new season just started, and they didn't get an anti-cheat with it that works. 8 seasons later, and no anti-cheat, right? Over-all, it's not a bad experience. If going nowhere fast and fighting the undead hordes sounds fun to you, then come join us, the water's fine.
Posted 26 February, 2023.
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