Recent reviews by SACRED

You can keep the corpses of your pal's friends and family to remind them what you're capable of if they disobey.

10/10

Kai Cenat Simulator

Just as good as I remember it from when i tried it on game pass.
Insane dollar per value game so just get it!

Baldur's gate 3 if it wasn't mid.



GOTY 2023

Hades if it had an affair with vampire survivors


Very cool game. Pretty well polished for an early access game. Definitely gonna keep an eye out as it gets more updates!

To be honest idek how to describe this game.
"Lesbian autism" i guess..?




I binged the entire game during a 6hr flight on my steam deck oled. I'd say you can beat it in 2 hrs..? Visually it was perfect. The soundtrack was stellar. I have nothing else to say to be honest. You'd have to experience it yourself. The game is rather cheap and is beatable in one sitting. Its like paying for a theme park ride. Just get it and enjoy the ride.

GOTY 2023

eh kinda funny ig

thighs/10 (2)

Great sequel to the first one. Pretty much improved combat system. New characters were cool too.
Just a great "sit back and relax" kinda jrpg with low stakes. Albeit still higher than last game's but overall much lower than what i'm used to in other jrpgs. I would replay this game over the first one since this one has a faster pacing though.

Biggest gripe I'd say was how ridiculously op some low tier crafts were once you jack em up. Literally made creating high tier crafts pointless. *looks at rose bomb*

A minor gripe I have is how incompatible this series is for the steam deck. This game would be perfect for handheld gaming but the infrastructure just does not work well on steam deck/linux.

Overall great. thick thighs save lives. W rizz skibidi toilet fanum tax.

serotonin overload /10