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Nice little free to play Project. Youll finish it within half an hour.

Its essentially buying the game in one easy package. Best deal ever

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This is the first and only review to SPACE WAY. It will probably be the last reveiw aswell.

This game is an endless runner that you can find on Miniclip.

It costs $1

so.... dont buy it? its a one touch mobile app.

The games own menu says "TAP TO START".

I click with my mouse, got a score of 56 and closed it.

2/10 good job porting a mobile game asset flip.

Paladins is a game I have followed since Beta and played on and off.
Every time I come back to it, I get sucked into the new champions and grinding for skins.

For about 2 weeks.

This game is casual colourful fun but it has very little depth. Once you choose an OP champ and learn them proper, you can dominate most matches.

Pick this one up for some dumb fun but it will never replace Overwatch or TF2 or Apex, its just not got the skill ceiling to remain interesting.

I think I enjoy this game more than most because I'm Australian. There's a large amount of Australian culture references and nods that most Americans will likely miss. The core game-play frustrated me when I first played it back on release. This game is slightly harder than 2 and the oxygen thing FELT annoying. Coming back in with fresh eyes, the oxygen thing is no where near as annoying and I'm better at video games now so I've had very few difficulty issues. (Didn't help that I played as ClapTrap originally)

MAJOR NOTE: I wrote a review in 2017 where I basically said "Game good, its a bit like RE:4 and has the same game director"

The Evil Within is quite possibly a game that fits my personal understanding and interpretation of what a "Survival Horror" game should be. A game, set in a horror inspired world that provides the player extremely limited resources and creates a tremendous amount of stress, panic and fear in using those resources effectively. The horror comes primarily through game-play and not jump-scares.

During this game you play as a handsome devil of a detective in third person.
The detective isnt really an interesting character but he is a great self insert for you to project yourself on to, and, more importantly, gives off fantastic animations and body language to indicate game-play effecting conditions. Watching the detective limp with a sore leg or run in a different way when hes low on health or react to the demons he sees before him is not only engaging but communicative to the player.

Being in third person with thick black bars on the top and bottem of the screen like some kind of mid 2000s movie means you can see only a limited amount of the world around you. That limited sight you have consistently means there could be danger lurking around at any moment and you just cant see it. And sometimes, thats actually the case!

So now that we have determined that the 3rd person animations and limited view do affect game-play lets add the final piece to the puzzle of how combat, in its most basic, plays out.
The player gets a few guns, a few wine bottles to use as a distraction and thats about it in terms of a basic combat scenario.
Those few guns? You really only have 2 notable ones, a revolver and a shotgun.

The revolver is this games workhorse. Typically in an FPS game, your workshorse gun is the one thats easiest to get shots of with as it means you can deal consistent damage. For example, in DOOM, your workhorse is the shotgun. In Halo its the assault rifle.
The revolver is the workhorse here and not because its easy to use or consistent. Its the workhorse because its the gun you get the most ammo for and a well placed headset or 2 kills most of the ♥♥♥♥♥ spawn.

Well. Placed. Headshots.
Thats it, thats the key to the most basic combat encounter in this game. The enemy is doing a light jog towards you, you have 2 bullets left in your trusty yet rusty revolver and your only 1 punch away from death.
Aim down the barrel, the zed moving erratically , the detectives arm twitching under the stress. You move your gamepads right analog stick carefully to place the reticle on the head.
....
....
FIRE!
The zed staggers, walks a few paces back.

YOUVE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANGERED IT

Its RUNNING towards you, now with only 1 bullet left in your gun.
You do the same as before, aim down the gun, move the analog stick all the while the undead is moving his head faster than a fly at a dinner party.
....
....
FIRE!
Youve hit the leathery being.... in the shoulder.
Hes not dead but knowing what you know about this game up until this point, you know theres no options left.
Why didnt you land a second headshot dammit???

You sprint around the room and bait the enemy to attck you and narrowly you dodge.
You melee attack him with your fists, an attack that you know full well does basically no damage but your pretty sure it will be just enough.
....
..
.
WHACK!
The foe falls to the ground and a green gel spews out from his corpse.


For surviving that stressful encounter, your rewarded with Green Gel (thats literally what is it called).
You strap yourself into an electric chair and self administer the green gel into your veins to upgrade your literal RPG style skill tree.


The Skill tree in this game is extremely generic but also extremely powerful. The power it gives you such as more gun damage, more sprint endurance and more melee damage is very notable and nothing to be scoffed at but it is, ultimately, a rather boring skill tree and im honestly not going to talk about it further as its the weekest part if the game.

Stealth.
Stealth in this game does exist. It sucks ass and you should just..... not except for the parts that REQUIRE stealth (and those parts suck).
Stealth is throw distraction bottle, walk 3 meters, repeat, wait 15 seconds, move a bit.
The sequal to this game has much better stealth.

Story.
Confusing, bizzare, interesting if your willing to pop open a wiki.

I am simply not the correct demographic for a game with such lack of graphics and sound quality. The game runs at 15 FPS and has terible audio quality that after a while I turned it off and googled generic fantasy music.

However, with that said I think ill finish at least this one (since theres 5 of these games) as what iv played so far has been enjoyable.

If like me, you enjoy this style of game but cant stand the graphics and audio I suggest you give Divinity Original sin a try.

Seriously

Intentionally broke the game on SteamDeck and Linux in 2024, almost a decade after release. Many people bought this for Steam Deck / Linux and now cannot play it. Wicked move.

Shark Cards are pure evil.
The loading times are insane.
The online moderation team is incredibly inconsistent leading to frustration.
They cancelled the single player DLC in favour of more Pay2Win online stuff.
Rockstar social club launcher thing is useless and annoying.

I love the single player of this game. Its fantastic. Every other thing around it is actually awful.