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I bought it just to flood the whole city with ♥♥♥♥, but it got a little addictive. Lots of interesting mechanics won't let you get bored, but to understand how to use it all, you'll need to watch tons of videos on YouTube

Garry’s Mod – The Ultimate Sandbox

Overview
Garry’s Mod isn’t a game—it’s a giant playground where you can build, experiment, and mess around however you want. Originally a Half-Life 2 mod, it’s now a full-blown sandbox powered by an endless community.

Gameplay
No objectives, no limits—just tools to create and play. The Physics Gun moves objects, while the Tool Gun lets you weld, motorize, and build contraptions. You can spawn anything, make scenes, or dive into countless community-made game modes.

Community & Mods
The Steam Workshop is packed with add-ons, from new maps to entire game modes like Trouble in Terrorist Town, Prop Hunt, and DarkRP. If you can imagine it, there’s probably a mod for it.

Graphics & Performance
It runs on the old Source Engine, so it’s not the prettiest game. Mods can improve visuals, but too many can cause lag or crashes.

Replayability
With unlimited creative options and a huge multiplayer scene, GMod never gets old. The community keeps it alive with constant new content.

Pros:
✅ Endless creativity & freedom
✅ Huge modding community
✅ Tons of multiplayer modes
✅ Still thriving after years

Cons:
❌ Overwhelming at first
❌ Can lag with too many mods
❌ Outdated graphics without mods

Final Score: 9/10 – A must-have if you love creativity and chaos.
-NormalPine

Fun little sandbox game ! Lil hard to get the hang off at first, but you get used to the ui fairly quickly and that's where the sillying begins !

Great Solo, Even Better with Friends

🎨 Graphics: Beautiful landscapes, slightly janky water reflections.
🎮 Gameplay: Slow, immersive, and rewarding—if you have patience.
🎵 Audio: Solid, but nothing groundbreaking.
👥 Audience: Teens & adults
💻 PC Requirements: Runs well on most decent setups.
📦 Game Size: Manageable, won’t eat your hard drive.
🎯 Difficulty: Easy to learn, but skill makes a difference. (Scary)
⏳ Grind: Moderate—you’ll need time to unlock gear.
📖 Story: Story is amazing you'll love it!
⌛ Game Time: Long walks, slow hunts, but satisfying.
💰 Price: Worth it, but best on sale.
🔍 Bugs: None (except the ones missing from the game).
⭐ Rating: 9/10 – Relaxing, immersive, and oddly addictive.

This isn’t a true hunting simulator—more like a slow, methodical shooting gallery. If you’re impatient or addicted to constant action, stick to The Finals. Here, you might walk 20 minutes just to take one shot.

The thrill is in the hunt. I’d never do this in real life, but virtually? Let’s go.

Looks & Performance:
The APEX engine delivers stunning landscapes, though water struggles against trees and foliage. Wildlife can feel sparse, but that’s part of the immersion. Draw distance for animals is about 400 yards.

What to Expect:
✔ No bugs—literally. No mosquitoes, no cold, no wet clothes.
✔ DLC-heavy—ATVs and bloodhounds aren’t included by default.
✔ Multiplayer exists, but I prefer solo treks through the taiga, South Africa, or New Zealand.

Final Take:
If you want an FPS that’s slow, quiet, and immersive, this is for you. Just wait for a good discount on a bundle with extra maps and gear.

If you play this, every female is afraid of you.

Kill people! <3

It's a very good game!!!, and here are the benefits:
1. Free Russian leasons
2-Rage Quit
3-VAC bans everyone except cheaters!
4-Loss of money due to opening cases
5-CS Knives are more expensive than real-world knives.
6-Teaches how to be racist

However, Csgo was a superior game and i want it back

Where is $3X update i need it!

You should play la game

Ubisoft, that's everything i need to say.