Recent reviews by squirtsalot

Verdict:
After 834.6hours of minning, building. I’ve realized Terraria isn’t just a game—it’s a masterclass in creative freedom, relentless suffering, and questionable decision-making.

Lessons from Terraria:

You start with a wooden sword and end up punching the moon. The journey? Less “smooth progression,” more “shot out of a cannon into absolute chaos.”

NPCs are helpful… when they’re not overcharging for bombs while standing in lava.

“Hardmode” isn’t just harder. It’s Terraria looking you dead in the eye and saying, “Oh, you thought you were struggling before?”

The real final boss? Not the Moon Lord—it's trying to build a decent house while your friends launch explosive bunnies at you.

Fishing: the most peaceful yet infuriating thing you’ll ever do. Somehow worse than fighting bosses.

Gameplay:
Terraria is pure, unfiltered creativity mixed with total unpredictability. One second, you’re peacefully building a treehouse. The next, goblins are breaking down your door, and a giant worm is tunneling through your walls. Every biome feels like its own chaotic amusement park—full of treasure, danger, and things that move in ways they absolutely shouldn’t.

Graphics & Sound:
The pixel art is deceivingly charming, lulling you into a false sense of security before something horrifying erupts from the ground. And the soundtrack? Absolute bangers. The boss themes alone will have you either hyped for battle or questioning your life choices.

Community:
A glorious mix of geniuses, trolls, and meme lords. Whether you need tips on surviving Hardmode or just want to laugh at Guide-related disasters, they’ve got you covered.

Pros:
✔ Limitless creativity and adventure
✔ Boss fights that push your skills (and patience)
✔ Building mechanics that let you craft masterpieces… or monstrosities
✔ Fishing. It’s a love-hate relationship.

Cons:
✖ Boulders...
✖ Inventory management is a full-time job.
✖ Friends who build dirt houses while meteors rain from the sky.

Final Thoughts:
Terraria is the game that keeps surprising you—sometimes with incredible discoveries, other times with a slime to the face. Whether you’re fighting through dungeons, drowning in loot, or accidentally summoning certain death, there’s always something new to experience (and complain about).

If you haven’t played yet, what are you waiting for?

Rating: 10/10