Recent reviews by Karasu

really chill and relaxing. Not many people actually talk though which kinda sucks

Your teammates will either be gods with 2000+ hours or braindead nincompoops who are worse than someone who bought the game 2 hours ago. There's no in between. Bosco always has your back though

My childhood classic now with amazing graphics. Although I do wish there was an option to go back and forth between the old and new graphics to compare, like how Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary had that option. Same with the sound effects. I honestly don't even recognize a lot of it because it is so different looking/sounding. Take that as you will.

Me and my brother forced ourselves through this game for the sake of cheap laughs, which mostly came from the hilariously twitchy enemies and their war crys which sound like literal REEEEs. I still hate him for it as it is not enjoyable in the slightest. This game is not scary whatsoever, it is more comedy than horror honestly. Whenever you see a checkpoint, get ready to die at least once before you find out why they put it there, and dying will crash your game 50% of the time. Oh, and good luck taking breaks, because sometimes you can't unpause your game and are forced to reload a save. Your character doesn't know how to reload a gun if hes holding a cell phone, and you can fit a shotgun, M16, and pistol in your pants pockets, but can't fit more than a pocket knife, small fuse, and syringe in your entire backpack. You must be some soyboy too, because with the damage your knife does you might as well be swinging a toothpick at them. The mechanics are awful, sometimes youll walk through a door and an enemy will already be behind you with a chainsaw, so your character must have casually walked by him during loading and then awaited the sweet release of death to exit this horrible excuse for entertainment.

Great upcoming game definitely worth a buy. It's like Starbound/Terraria mixed with an Elder Scrolls Game. Devs are very active and theres even a discord where you can talk with other players and they devs (they respond pretty quickly too). If it seems interesting to you definitely at least watch some gameplay!

Describe Hotline Miami in 2 words:
Frustratingly addicting

Pros-
Difficult as f***, but in a good way
AMAZING soundtrack, you could honestly get it just for the music
Fast paced
Replayability
Retro look (could be a con for some people)
Kinda creepy, but interesting storyline
Unlocks PAYDAY 2 masks
Makes you rethink your entire existence

Cons-
Difficult as f***
Hard
Not easy
Frustrating
Agravating
Maddeningly difficult
Stressful
Tough
Kinda short
Makes you rethink your entire existence

Summary -
Hotline Miami is a fast paced game where you single-handedly slaughter the entire russian mob, with brutal finishers, assorted masks, and dope @$$ music. The story isn't madly in depth, but it's very satisfying and at some points makes you question what it means to be human. Its got a cool retro look with neon colors and pixelated graphics, The soundtrack (which is amazing btw) fits really well with the action that ensues. The game is very difficult, but in a good way. Most of the time you'll die and won't even care, because it's just so dang fun, and you also kinda expect it. Don't get me wrong there will be times where you'll wanna smash your screen because you die on the same part 50 times without progressing (not an exaggeration), just to finally pass that group of enemies, then die on the next group and have to redo the entire thing, but once you FINALLY play it so many times that you can basically do it with your eyes closed, and BEAT it, you'll be more satisfied than Spongebob when he thought he was the manager of the new Krusty Krab.

tl;dr - buy it.

But no really,... buy it.

You know you play Rust too much when you hear a plane irl and watch it to see where the crates gonna land.

You're first day of Counter Strike: Global Offensive in a nutshell:

1. You'll start the game and wonder "hmm, how do I look aim down the sights?"
2. You'll walk around and wonder "hmm, what's the sprint button?"
3. You'll start shooting someone you see, they will turn around, and kill you in a single shot, and you will once again wonder how to aim down your sights.
4. You will get killed again next round almost instantly by someone using the AWP with the Dragon Lore skin, and you will try to get headshots to unlock the skins, as well as why there was no kill-cam.
5. You will finish the game and wonder "hmm, wheres the create-a-class area?"
6. You will ask other in-game players all of these questions, and they will tell you that you have to knife 10 chickens to unlock these features.
7. You will realize that this is NOT Call of Duty and it is much, much better.

10/10

Pipboy 3000 Simulator

Pixel Piracy be fun until you lose your hand. Then you're hooked!