Recent reviews by Karasu

Monday:
Listen to hilarious conversation with your wife, then walk outside to kick your dog for peeing on you.
To-do list:
1. Get paycheck -
- Go to workplace (Video game programmer).
- See protesters outside for parents against video games.
- Pick up paycheck.
- Get fired on the spot.
- Protesters come in and shoot up the place.
- Shoot your way out.

2. Cash Paycheck -
- Go to bank.
- Wait in line (yes you have to wait in line).
- Cash your check.
- Robbers shoot up the place.
- Shoot your way out.
- Get chased by cops for having a gun.

3. Get milk -
- Go to store.
- Pick up milk.
- Wait in line.
- Pay (or don't).

4. Go home.


Tuesday:
To-do list:
1. Get signatures for petition -
- Walk around town and ask for signatures, getting cursed out by most.

2. Take back wife's overdue library book -
- Go to library.
- See protesters about "Save trees burn books".
- Wait in line.
- Turn in book for $40 late fee.
- Protesters decide to burn the library down.
- Shoot your way out while dodging fire. (And a random terrorist in a room)

3. Get Gary Coleman's autograph -
- Go to mall.
- Wait in line.
- Get signature.
- Cops come in to arrest Gary.
- Watch as Gary has a firefight with the cops, killing about 4 before he bites it.
(And yes this is the Gary Coleman from Diff'rent Strokes and that Drake & Josh episode about stolen grills).

4. Confess sins at church -
- Go to church.
- Walk to confession room.
- Wait in line.
- Confess.
- A terrorist suicide bombs 3 priests outside.
- Terrorists invade church calling you all infadels.
- Shoot your way out.

5. Go home

10/10 would kill protesters and terrorists again.

Plus as of right now it's on sale for $0.99 which is pocket change. Just go to a drive-through window and look on the ground for any coins someone dropped out their window.

I LIKE MY VICTIMS LIKE I LIKE MY COFFEE.... IN THE BUTT!!!!