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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 69.7 hrs on record (54.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: 5 Jan, 2018 @ 5:33pm
Updated: 14 Jan, 2018 @ 8:26pm

Same garbage as two JC's before this one. So here's few reasons to NOT buy the game.

1. Controls are awkward and clunky and can't be rebinded in-game, so enjoy having to fiddle with that config file. seriously. THE CONTROLS ARE F*CKED BEYOND BELIEF!
2. Serious lack of variety in vehicles, weapons, even with all the dlc it all gets really boring, really fast..
3. ...and no matter what vehicle you drive, they all handle like s**t! Come on! Back when this game was out, things like proper vehicle handling was basic stuff!
4. Game breaking bugs, glitches and crashing and just awful amount of them.
5. Story seems pretty much boring, dull and over all it just feels it's tossed there just so it is there, but nobody really cares about it.
6. Same old s**t, just in a different jar. Boring. Seen it two times before, really nothing new this time.

This is just another good series that got ruined by repetitive gameplay, bad optimization and bugs, such as things clipping through ground, Items randomly despawning and respawning 2 seconds later, random framerate drops, stuttering, glitchy lighting, and randomly falling through ground. Sorry but can't recommend this piece of sh*t they advertise as full release when clearly it is in BETA. As for those Official reviews by IGN, Gamereactor etc., i have feeling they got bribed to make those 8-9/10 scores. This game in all honesty is maxium 5/10, and that's it.
Just buy GTA V and pump it full of mods, you'll have much more better time there, than in this broken piece of ♥♥♥♥. "Viva medici", more like viva medication, because that's what you're going to need for your headache, after playing this garbage. As for multiplayer, i won't even bother with these utter bulls**t controls (both keyboard AND controller), crashes and glitches/bugs.

TL;DR
ABSOLUTE TRASH. DO NOT BUY. It's just more awful version of GTA V with less vehicles, weapons and things to do and all that being replaced by crashes, glitches and bugs, then it's all mixed with Saints Row's stupidness, and the whole mess directed by Michael Bay. Rico couldn't liberate this game from the shackles of bullsh*t, Just Cause it's sh*t. How about Just Retire.
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2 Comments
Kodokushi-chan (罪深い) 6 Jan, 2018 @ 3:37am 
@Synnable I don't need to be, because some weird reason most of JC3 era games with vehicles in them, actually have good vehicle handling and the vehicles feel like their real life counterparts, but not in Just Cause, for f*cks sakes, even back in GTA:SA times the vehicles felt different and handled good, so why the fuck couldn't they make it in Just Cause 3, besides i'm not only one who have complained about these things, so that alone tells the controlling is awful.
Synnable 5 Jan, 2018 @ 6:32pm 
you must be a coder if you say it isn't that hard to code