I know I sound crazy but my girlfriend kissed a dolphin and I can't unsee it.

I feel insane even typing this, but I swear something shifted in my brain chemistry the second it happened.

We’re on a nice trip, everything is good, maybe a little too good. She’s in a playful mood, being all goofy and sweet and girlfriend-y. I’m like, “Aww, maybe I am in my healthy relationship era.”

Then we go do this dolphin experience thing. It’s one of those corny resort packages where you get to “meet” the dolphin and give it a kiss on the nose for a photo op. Cute in theory. In theory.

When her turn comes, she doesn’t just kiss the dolphin. She commits. She lingers. She cups the side of its face. The “mwah” sound was loud enough to echo. I physically recoiled. It wasn’t a peck, it was like she and the dolphin had unresolved tension. Like they’d matched on Hinge in another life.

I tried to laugh it off. Told myself I was being dramatic. But then, as we’re walking away, the dolphin trainer is talking to a group of kids and goes, “Yep, that’s Brisco, he’s our oldest male dolphin.”

MALE. She kissed him with tongue energy. And the dolphin was a man.

I lost it. Not publicly. Just… inside. Something curled up and part of my soul just died. It’s not that I think it’s anything “wrong” or “weird” I literally don’t care it’s just that the vibes was weirdly romantic. Like why was she making eye contact with the dolphin?

Since then, every time she tries to kiss me, I feel like I’m in a weird marine threesome. I can’t even look at her without thinking of that animals smug smile, and it's lips on my girl. I know I’m being irrational. I know. But the shame is like a parasite in this ♥♥♥♥♥ sometime. Once it’s in, it doesn’t leave. It’s not about the dolphin. It’s about what she became when the dolphin entered the chat.

Also, not helping that I caught her googling “is dolphin bacteria harmful to humans” and “what species of dolphin is the friendliest.”

So yeah. I need to either snap out of this or accept that I’m now in a poly relationship with this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Brisco. Either way, thanks for listening. Needed to get this off my chest, But yea You should get the supporter pack too, really helps the devs.