Kagune Jockey
Reading a bio is like sampling cheese
Today was blue, please come again.

I love trolling and I suck at video games.

Elon musk is a cucksoyboy who can only post NAS Coal

Reading a bio is like sampling cheese
Today was blue, please come again.

I love trolling and I suck at video games.

Elon musk is a cucksoyboy who can only post NAS Coal

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75 Hours played
Within this dystopian maelstrom, your arsenal is a cacophony of power, an IPO of sheer audacity. Like a Wall Street wizard, you'll plunder these instruments of destruction from your fallen foes. But this isn't just about running and gunning; it's about being a shrewd investor in your own digital self-improvement. Implants are your crypto, the lifeline to becoming the Jesus of Nazareth amongst the shepherds.

Yet, a word of caution, dear readers - you can only wield one implant per area, an IPO strategy that demands finesse and risk management. You've got to diversify that portfolio like a pro, creating a blend that suits your particular financial wizardry in the game's economy.

This economy isn't your run-of-the-mill, stock-market snooze-fest. It's like riding the wildest rollercoaster on Wall Street after a night of binge-watching absurdism-infused reality TV shows. Profits surge and plummet like the heart rate of a novice skydiver, and mastering this volatile financial dance is key to your success. Or, if you're a bit of a maverick, you can choose to amass wealth through the most unconventional and shameless tomfoolery possible as you romp through the lunacy.

But make no mistake; Cruelty Squad is a sensory assault that will leave you more scarred than a trader in a bear market. The visuals? They're like bug-puke that's been through the wringer, a masterpiece of grotesque chaos. The OST? It's a cacophonous nightmare for MIDI enthusiasts and audiophiles. The AI? Brilliantly relentless, pushing you to the brink of despair with its market maneuvers.

Yet, as you march on through this capitalist nightmare, you'll evolve into a corporate overlord, achieving a God-like status amongst the fleshrats stomping and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the screaming cosmos of deathless value. You'll rise above those who falter in deciphering the game's cryptic inner workings, manipulating the market like a true insider trader.

But a word to the wise, this experience might erode your sanity. It's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane that you might find yourself involuntarily sharing your investment strategies with pigeons at the park. And for heaven's sake, don't binge-play it unless you want to experience the world in a state of constant moist anxiety.

The community that orbits around Cruelty Squad, a gathering of like-minded chaos enthusiasts, attests to its ungodly allure. They understand the language of bug-puke visuals and cacophonous MIDI nightmares, sharing stories of their wildest market investments and absurd triumphs.

So, in the end, don't hesitate; join the Squad and let the madness take over. You'll emerge from this surreal and unforgiving journey, your mind forever scarred, yet strangely enlightened, ready to conquer the most ludicrous of corporate challenges. After all, in this world of Cruelty Squad, being an awakened CEO mindset enjoyer is just the beginning of your wild ride.

I also played an additional 72 hours.
Comments
Kagune Jockey 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:52pm 
Bill Gates mugshot goes hard okay
8BitRC 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:24pm 
Bill Gates Mugshot?
Kagune Jockey 24 Oct, 2024 @ 12:15am 
if you can't handle the honkmother's finest then don't shenanigan
Experienced Guest 24 Jul, 2024 @ 1:22pm 
Kill
Kagune Jockey 23 Jul, 2024 @ 5:04pm 
Chomp
Experienced Guest 23 Jul, 2024 @ 12:38am 
-rep, bit my ass