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A man chooses

*Coughs*
"Oh no"

Every hero has his humble beginning.

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RIP random bird

"Pick up the damn phone"
~Koishi Komeiji

Played for 100 hours,
checks story progress,
15%

Step 1: Pick up a katana.
Step 2: Jump and slow down time.
Step 3: Matrix time.

One of the most influential works of art in the modern age. Find the Sunbed presents you with a compelling story that asks the real questions. It captures our innate desire to conquer the unknown. It musters our innovative minds to overcome obstacles that it itself creates on our way. This is more than a game. It is an experience. A one in a lifetime at that. But let's return to the beginning for a moment. The game starts very humbly. We are not given any sophisticated quest of saving a kingdom or our beloved ones, we are simply tasked with finding an everyday object, the titular sunbed. But why do we need to find it we don't know. It is one of the more profound questions the game asks us. Why? Why do we strive so much to find the object that we can easily live without. Why do we sacrifice hundreds of lives in a pursuit of a simple piece of furniture. This, of course, is a commentary on our species as a whole. It describes the human nature of destruction for one's gain. It describes what leaders of empires were ready to sacrifice to gain resources. It describes, what we, simple citizens are ready to sacrifice to gain something. For some it might be their family, as they spend more and more time at work, for others it might be their health, as they wither in the pursuit of fame and glory. Throughout the whole ordeal, what this game reveals to be, the player starts asking himself, is it worth it? Is the sunbed even real? What will happen with me when I finally reach it? Will I finally be happy? This questions slowly sink into his mind until he finally confronts them at the inevitable end and only then he is able to draw conclusions from the whole journey. What is left of him then is something more than a man. A man becomes something more enlightened. Something that grew out of the primitive shell of a human mind and began to understand what the universe truly is.

In other words, this game is a masterpiece and you need to play it.

Play the previous games first, please. Game description is "lying" to not spoil anything.